Happy New Year!

 

Wishing you (well, most of you) and myself peace, prosperity, passion, and protection from evil in 2026!

 My sister bought me a protection crystal starter kit! I am loving it!

Acronyms in your Instagram profile bio

 You have two Instagram accounts that I know of, L. I may be crazy and I read into everything, but those qualities have helped me crack this case. I believe your original or “alternate” secret L.S. Instagram account has hidden messages in your bio alone. I would never purposely follow you on Instagram and you have a private account. I don’t know why you do, because there is plenty that you want to say to me. Even more, you get off on sending me messages, rubbing your blissful life with K in my face, and triggering extreme degrees of jealousy in me, when I view your staged and occasionally photoshopped posts.

 The only reason your account is private is to hide possibly incriminating information from any eagle eyed person investigating you. K appeared to be oblivious your entire marriage. He was mentally checked out, so he couldn’t care less about your social media posts. He just went along with all of your stupid photo pose ideas, not understanding how shitty your intentions were in posting these pictures. He was probably just flattered that you loved him and your life with him so much that you wanted to brag to the world about it.

Let’s talk about acronyms in the original or secret L.S. Instagram account that you don’t post on anymore, since creating your “ultimate California married surf/beach girl life” (transplant/poser) account. 

But let me beg the question, when you say that you are a “Packer of Shoes,” is that just an acronym for “Practioner of Santeria,” or maybe it stands for “Piece of Shit,” like I first assumed. I just feel deep down in my gut that you are a lying, secretive, manipulative, little bitch and everything about your social media presence screams that to me!

Protection Spell

 Give yourself hope. Say kind and positive things to yourself daily, because words are spells.

Blogger won’t let me upload my protection spell but believe me, my first protection spell has been performed.  

I have an eyebrow scar over my right eye where either I was hit or pushed down by one of the F.U. brothers in 2014. You can see my eyebrow has been messed up ever since.

My 2025 Progression

Beginning of 2025: Okay witches, keep practicing your witchcraft…if that makes you feel better! You probably aren’t doing any magic successfully anyway!

End of 2025: Hmmm, let’s see what happens, when I try this! It’s worth a shot!

I’m a “girls girl” too!

 I may not be the most social person in the room. I’m very shy initially and I am in my head, a lot of the time. I think many more social, popular people are manipulative and opportunistic. Why flood the room with fakeness? I try to be genuine, when I compliment people. Compliments really help create and maintain friendships, but it can also be a purely transactional, fake exchange. If I gave you a compliment, I would want it to be a meaningful and honest compliment. I am not running for president. You don’t owe me, for the compliment either. I do compliment people to dish out kindness in my best moments.

I am definitely too judgmental, for my own good. I can spot a fake compliment, when someone is fishing for compliments or seeking something in return. People who overdo the compliment thing are just so fake. It’s easy to spot. But people who constantly withhold compliments are haters. If you can’t ever find something nice to say to your friend or acquaintance, you are a hater and that’s easy to spot too. 

How many people does L need in her camp? You will be the most popular “girls girl” in prison, L. I would love that for you!!

Exchanging petty for petty is a toxic cycle. It’s tiring. But looking at your social media and reading into all of your posts has helped me figure out a lot, since I first came across you and your toxic family, so I hate when people say to me, “Don’t read into everything.”

Hex the people around you into oblivion or obliviousness, like you have been L! Continue doing your magic mayhem, as well as you have been! You are really good at malicious and manipulative magic! That’s quite a skill! 

I plan to keep telling the entire world about your dark side and dark hobbies. I hope the U.S. spells out the illegality of keeping people hostage, assaulting, and killing people with magic. Let’s keep exploring this and blow the roof off of magic, which has been a very well kept secret, up to now.

I love my new laboradorite bracelet from Orvel Gems!

 I love my beautiful, new, iridescent laboradorite bracelet! I am proud to rock my new reasonably priced,

daily wear score! I hope to reep the benefits of protection and clarity that laboradorite brings.