Her witch boho scarf wraps

 If you know you know that witches wear head scarves to hide that they are throwing work at people. They don’t want their work detected. They think that wearing a headscarf will somehow protect their witchcraft, when in fact, it just screams to the world that they are witches. Coming from someone who knows a thing or two about witchcraft, that is what L is doing, when she adds a headscarf to her gym ensemble.

Like my brother joked, it’s the same as, psychotic people holding tin foil up, to protect them from radiation or whatever they think is coming out of the sky. All that holding up the tin foil does, is show to everyone else that this individual has some type of mental problem.

That being said, L thinks she’s hot shit wearing her psychedelic scarf head wraps to the gym, where they always photograph her doing her workout and then post it on their website. Maybe I should join a gym to get those perfectly posed, brag worthy, bs photos to show off on social media?

Bathing my new crystal!

 Here is a picture of me bathing the smoky quartz crystal I just birthed and brought home. What a beautiful day!

Isn't she lovely?

These dresses will go with me to Hawaii.

I am manifesting a beautiful vacation to Hawaii that will include a beautiful proposal and a beautiful private wedding ceremony for me and my handsome, surfer, doctor, drummer, college sweetheart husband!

Introducing the new Dr. & Mrs. KMS!

E: Talk about a small wedding.

R: Very small! Party of one!

F: He’s not even there!

L: He never will be! She can’t get that through her head, but I’m not worried.

A conversation that I had with my brother Dominic…Esteban and Rodrigo this afternoon

 Dominic: So you have been radio silent lately. What have you been up to?

Me: I don’t know. I’ve been busy with my kids starting school and transitioning to college. I’m addicted to Temu and TikTok, so I’ve been busy with that. I used to have a friend group, but they sort of fell by the wayside. It’s disappointing. I’m a little lonely, but it is what it is.

Dominic: Well, join the club!

Esteban: Yeah, join the club. No, seriously, I have friends. 

Rodrigo: We have lots of friends actually, but we can see why you all don’t.

Come with me to a whimsical, magical fairy festival!

 

My festival dress has arrived! I do have a ticket to OhanaFest this fall, but I will not be wearing this. It’s fun to play dress up. I have never been to Coachella or Burning Man. I don’t think I ever will. I would rather be looking and feeling my best, with an ocean breeze, rather than burning up and covered in mud. 

I am enjoying all of the witchy and whimsical Summerween festivals and markets happening right now this summer!

I see you!

 As you can see, I take my work very seriously, wearing my Evil Eye thrifted blouse.

Today, on this Full Moon in Aquarius,

 I release all of the negative energy around me and not mine. I return all of thie negative energy that was sent to me, back to sender! 

I would put Keith in my mirror for him to see how much pain and trouble he has caused me with his flirtations, but I don’t want to hurt him. He so carefully hides his mischievous side and his sexual dissatisfaction so well! He has just been a pig really, with a terrible wandering eye, but he hides it so well. He lies to himself. This is really about getting more waves and more time to surf in Santa Cruz. Deep down he loves his life in Santa Cruz, surfing and playing music, more than his wife, but that’s her problem. She’s just there with him, taking up space. It is crazy that he is living his best life in Santa Cruz surfing and playing music, while I am down here in Carlsbad fighting off his crazy wife’s cousins and he doesn’t give a rip. He’s been no help and he is a total stalker.

I’m just attracted to him unfortunately. He’s very cute and doing so well in life, that I am flattered to see him constantly coming down here to flirt with me. He never got over me, I guess. He really didn’t want children though. He just wants to be Peter Pan his whole life! He knows he made the right choice for that lifestyle. I, on the other hand, wanted children and I don’t regret having my children one bit! I love and cherish my children.  I have a pretty cushy life all around too! So, today I release Keith and all his worthlessness back to his bitch/witch wife! Help me pray that he gets over me and quits stalking me, so that I can get over him! Amen!