107 Birch St #A Palo Alto, Ca

 Some catty b-yatch created a fake address for me on the Spokeo/ That’s Them website. I already corrected it. I’m not the bitch here. LRS is the fakest bitch with the most evil dark side imaginable! I don’t know why people like her? What are they seeing or rather, not seeing? Sorry you’re single now, Lee, but you are so pathetic for practicing Palo Mayombe on Keith to get him to propose to you and stay with you all these years! You have F’d up your own life being such a manipulative, malicious liar! Have a nice trip…alone! KMS is not interested in a romantic relationship with you! He ain’t coming back! Be forewarned!

The Boonies

 Your postcard from The Boonies made me laugh.

If my eyes don’t deceive me, you couldn’t be farther away from me.

Yet you still annoy me.

I don’t believe that you are living your best life in Venezuela, 

Because you are still here, stalking me.

You are haunting me, in spirit.

You are forcing your presence and communication with me, into my life,

Against my will.

If only you took the rest of yourself, back to Venezuela,

And never looked back.

If only you never gave me another ill-intentioned thought,

If you ended this hex and ceased to send me any more malicious magic,

I would be truly happy, and  at peace,

I would be free to fulfill my destiny,

With my long, lost college sweetheart and lover, SEXXY MR. KMS!

This dress reminds me of Santorini!

Should I travel to Santorini to escape Santeria? Yeah, I know now, that wouldn’t work. I’m stuck with these bastards until someone believes me, investigates, and finally finds away to stop them.  Until then, we are pumping iron, trying on dresses, and preparing for our next fun outing. 

For those on the right side of the law, blue is a great color on you! Shout out to the men and women in blue, who are on my team! Blue looks good on you! Never mind my make up free and unfiltered pictures. I look better with fresh Botox and a ton of makeup, like my forever nemesis. (LR>) Also, I am not done losing weight. I’m just pleased and showing off my progress!

My Beltane/Flower Full Moon satchel

 I made a satchel full of intentions, rose petals, oils, and herbs to celebrate Beltrane and the Flower Full Moon today. It smells divine!

I also anointed my moon water, transforming it into glamour water! They say if you make your own glamour magic items, speak your intentions over them, and put your own spin on them, they produce better results.

Happy Hexennacht!!

I learned that today, (April 30th) is a special day for European descent witches. So, I got a little crafty. I heard that the veil should be very thin today, with increased ability to make magical moves. For the festival of Hexennacht, I made my own ward water and dressed my own protection candle. Let the good times roll, witches!

Bring on the night! I have been having heat flashes all day, as the Flower Full Moon is ascending. Either my witchy self, is especially attuned to full moon power, or the F.U. family is playing tricks on me. They are probably taking full advantage of the thin veil today and holding my brujeria poppet very close to a candle flame, Or my heat flashes could just be hormones. As a result of one of these triggers, I feel uncomfortably hot. 

We’re adding some goth to our garden!

 I love these beautiful black succulents! 

Monday is a great day for warding off evil spirits and evil living persons!

 

I am warding my name, to protect me from those who speak my name, only to deride, slander, gossip, and spread malicious lies about me.

Showing off my fab new selenite and black tourmaline protection necklace.

I am making an offering of wine to my God, my guardian angels, my dearly departed relatives, and all of my spirit guides. My sister got this wine from our distant relatives in Italy, so I thought this was a fitting offering to all of my relatives and ancestors in heaven. Salud!