Just call me Strega Nonna

 “This is a song about an old Italian witch…”

It’s a shame that it took me so long to embrace my witchy ways! At 50 years old, I would have never leaned into spiritual warfare, if I hadn’t learned how real, malicious magic is. I have to defend myself somehow! The truth is, I have been hexed very hard, for a very long time! It’s possible that no one believes me, to this day, and I am fed up with that. I am trying to have fun with it at the same time. In these pictures , I was trying to decide which of these was my favorite moon dangle earrings.

Sunday is a great day to wear clear quartz, so I am wearing my fab new witchy clear quartz protection amulet.

 

What the…photoshop?

 What in the photoshop is happening here, at the gym of my man and the wife he already dumped?! What an unflattering messy mess here? Is this bitch using glamour magic or just photoshopping the best fake photos of herself? What a crazy BYATCH she is!

On a brighter note, I am making lemonade! When life hands you lemons…

Viewing many spiritual paintings and the San Diego Museum of Art.

Starting off strong with a Picasso…

                           This next one deals with Santeria 

 

Praying to my God,, and remembering his darkest hours on Good Friday.

No one believed that Jesus was the son of God. Jesus suffered and died on the cross for it. Praying for the strength, love, and forgiveness of Jesus today. I pray that the Lord will help me through the mess that I am partially responsible for. I am definitely not Jesus and I am very flawed. I pray that I don’t die like Jesus did, for speaking my truth. I have a sore on my tongue, which I am dreading the worst things about I don’t know if it is related to the hex or not!. 

Please allow me to escape the malicious magic sent my way. Please Lord,  protect me, my loved ones, and the circle around me, from any crossfire. I heard a voice say to me, that now is the time to pray to Jesus! Thank you spirit guide and you are exactly right! Thanks for the fantastic idea! 

I anointed all of my candles in preparation for your birthday!!

 

Reading into things on LRS Pinterest Page Again

 I have learned so much from Witchtok about your Pinterest ‘manifesting your life’ vision board. Up top, we have a picture of a love spell comforter that you fancied. Men, if your woman buys you a comforter that looks anything like this, do yourself a favor and run quickly away! She is a witch birch!  The second picture appears to be a pentagram piece of wood that she thought would look great over her and her victims bed.  For more fun and hijinx, and if you want to see a million pictures of red colored dinner entrees, that you could easily slip your menstrual blood into and keep your man locked in, check out my nemesis ‘Food For The Heart and Soul’ Pinterest board. She is very subtle about her witchcraft. I wish I had screenshot her backyard pin that was a picture of a bird feeder but was weirdly labeled “ love spell.”  As soon as I mentioned it, on my blog here, she took it down. Too bad. Let’s be big and bold and loud with our witchcraft L, oh K?!