Thursday, April 23, 2026

Quit posting bible quotes when you know you’re the devil incarnate!

I have been tripping on F.U’s Instagram bio, where she quotes the bible. So I looked up her bible reference and all I have to say is, you know it ain’t God who is pulling strings for your family and making shit happen. You and your family practice Palo Mayombe, so who knows who is doing the work for you. It could be a demon relative or just a random demon. 

Why did I wait so long to tell K all of the ways that his wife and her family have been messing with us?! I’m so stubborn! I waited for him to break the fourth wall, pull over and say hi. I’m so glad that time finally came! He deserved to know! Whether he decided he didn’t care enough to leave her stupid ass, I still don’t know. 

I am forever obsessed with stalking you all of you on social media, bitches! L, your Botox is looking good! You should quit buying your cheesy outfits from that loud, tacky boutique though. I know you think you look fly. That’s great! If I were to copy anyone’s style, it would be F.U. honestly, minus the huge eyeballs she wears for jewelry. Anyway, I definitely see you. TTFN, bitches!!!

Tuesday, April 21, 2026

Just call me Strega Nonna




 “This is a song about an old Italian witch…”




It’s a shame that it took me so long to embrace my witchy ways! At 50 years old, I would have never leaned into spiritual warfare, if I hadn’t learned how real, malicious magic is. I have to defend myself somehow! The truth is, I have been hexed very hard, for a very long time! It’s possible that no one believes me, to this day, and I am fed up with that. I am trying to have fun with it at the same time. In these pictures , I was trying to decide which of these was my favorite moon dangle earrings.



Monday, April 6, 2026

What the…photoshop?

 What in the photoshop is happening here, at the gym of my man and the wife he already dumped?! What an unflattering messy mess here? Is this bitch using glamour magic or just photoshopping the best fake photos of herself? What a crazy BYATCH she is!


On a brighter note, I am making lemonade! When life hands you lemons…





Friday, April 3, 2026

Viewing many spiritual paintings and the San Diego Museum of Art.

Starting off strong with a Picasso…




                           This next one deals with Santeria