Happy Hexennacht!!

I learned that today, (April 30th) is a special day for European descent witches. So, I got a little crafty. I heard that the veil should be very thin today, with increased ability to make magical moves. For the festival of Hexennacht, I made my own ward water and dressed my own protection candle. Let the good times roll, witches!

Bring on the night! I have been having heat flashes all day, as the Flower Full Moon is ascending. Either my witchy self, is especially attuned to full moon power, or the F.U. family is playing tricks on me. They are probably taking full advantage of the thin veil today and holding my brujeria poppet very close to a candle flame, Or my heat flashes could just be hormones. As a result of one of these triggers, I feel uncomfortably hot. 

We’re adding some goth to our garden!

 I love these beautiful black succulents! 

Monday is a great day for warding off evil spirits and evil living persons!

 

I am warding my name, to protect me from those who speak my name, only to deride, slander, gossip, and spread malicious lies about me.

Showing off my fab new selenite and black tourmaline protection necklace.

I am making an offering of wine to my God, my guardian angels, my dearly departed relatives, and all of my spirit guides. My sister got this wine from our distant relatives in Italy, so I thought this was a fitting offering to all of my relatives and ancestors in heaven. Salud!

Quit posting bible quotes when you know you’re the devil incarnate!

I have been tripping on F.U’s Instagram bio, where she quotes the bible. So I looked up her bible reference and all I have to say is, you know it ain’t God who is pulling strings for your family and making shit happen. You and your family practice Palo Mayombe, so who knows who is doing the work for you. It could be a demon relative or just a random demon. 

Why did I wait so long to tell K all of the ways that his wife and her family have been messing with us?! I’m so stubborn! I waited for him to break the fourth wall, pull over and say hi. I’m so glad that time finally came! He deserved to know! Whether he decided he didn’t care enough to leave her stupid ass, I still don’t know. 

I am forever obsessed with stalking you all of you on social media, bitches! L, your Botox is looking good! You should quit buying your cheesy outfits from that loud, tacky boutique though. I know you think you look fly. That’s great! If I were to copy anyone’s style, it would be F.U. honestly, minus the huge eyeballs she wears for jewelry. Anyway, I definitely see you. TTFN, bitches!!!

I say a little prayer for you!

 

I love laboradorite! I hope to absorb all of it’s benefits!

 

Just call me Strega Nonna

 “This is a song about an old Italian witch…”

It’s a shame that it took me so long to embrace my witchy ways! At 50 years old, I would have never leaned into spiritual warfare, if I hadn’t learned how real, malicious magic is. I have to defend myself somehow! The truth is, I have been hexed very hard, for a very long time! It’s possible that no one believes me, to this day, and I am fed up with that. I am trying to have fun with it at the same time. In these pictures , I was trying to decide which of these was my favorite moon dangle earrings.