The Boonies

 Your postcard from The Boonies made me laugh.

If my eyes don’t deceive me, you couldn’t be farther away from me.

Yet you still annoy me.

I don’t believe that you are living your best life in Venezuela, 

Because you are still here, stalking me.

You are haunting me, in spirit.

You are forcing your presence and communication with me, into my life,

Against my will.

If only you took the rest of yourself, back to Venezuela,

And never looked back.

If only you never gave me another ill-intentioned thought,

If you ended this hex and ceased to send me any more malicious magic,

I would be truly happy, and  at peace,

I would be free to fulfill my destiny,

With my long, lost college sweetheart and lover, SEXXY MR. KMS!

This dress reminds me of Santorini!

Should I travel to Santorini to escape Santeria? Yeah, I know now, that wouldn’t work. I’m stuck with these bastards until someone believes me, investigates, and finally finds away to stop them.  Until then, we are pumping iron, trying on dresses, and preparing for our next fun outing. 

For those on the right side of the law, blue is a great color on you! Shout out to the men and women in blue, who are on my team! Blue looks good on you! Never mind my make up free and unfiltered pictures. I look better with fresh Botox and a ton of makeup, like my forever nemesis. (LR>) Also, I am not done losing weight. I’m just pleased and showing off my progress!

My Beltane/Flower Full Moon satchel

 I made a satchel full of intentions, rose petals, oils, and herbs to celebrate Beltrane and the Flower Full Moon today. It smells divine!

I also anointed my moon water, transforming it into glamour water! They say if you make your own glamour magic items, speak your intentions over them, and put your own spin on them, they produce better results.

Happy Hexennacht!!

I learned that today, (April 30th) is a special day for European descent witches. So, I got a little crafty. I heard that the veil should be very thin today, with increased ability to make magical moves. For the festival of Hexennacht, I made my own ward water and dressed my own protection candle. Let the good times roll, witches!

Bring on the night! I have been having heat flashes all day, as the Flower Full Moon is ascending. Either my witchy self, is especially attuned to full moon power, or the F.U. family is playing tricks on me. They are probably taking full advantage of the thin veil today and holding my brujeria poppet very close to a candle flame, Or my heat flashes could just be hormones. As a result of one of these triggers, I feel uncomfortably hot. 

We’re adding some goth to our garden!

 I love these beautiful black succulents! 

Monday is a great day for warding off evil spirits and evil living persons!

 

I am warding my name, to protect me from those who speak my name, only to deride, slander, gossip, and spread malicious lies about me.

Showing off my fab new selenite and black tourmaline protection necklace.

I am making an offering of wine to my God, my guardian angels, my dearly departed relatives, and all of my spirit guides. My sister got this wine from our distant relatives in Italy, so I thought this was a fitting offering to all of my relatives and ancestors in heaven. Salud!

Quit posting bible quotes when you know you’re the devil incarnate!

I have been tripping on F.U’s Instagram bio, where she quotes the bible. So I looked up her bible reference and all I have to say is, you know it ain’t God who is pulling strings for your family and making shit happen. You and your family practice Palo Mayombe, so who knows who is doing the work for you. It could be a demon relative or just a random demon. 

Why did I wait so long to tell K all of the ways that his wife and her family have been messing with us?! I’m so stubborn! I waited for him to break the fourth wall, pull over and say hi. I’m so glad that time finally came! He deserved to know! Whether he decided he didn’t care enough to leave her stupid ass, I still don’t know. 

I am forever obsessed with stalking you all of you on social media, bitches! L, your Botox is looking good! You should quit buying your cheesy outfits from that loud, tacky boutique though. I know you think you look fly. That’s great! If I were to copy anyone’s style, it would be F.U. honestly, minus the huge eyeballs she wears for jewelry. Anyway, I definitely see you. TTFN, bitches!!!

I say a little prayer for you!

 

I love laboradorite! I hope to absorb all of it’s benefits!

 

Just call me Strega Nonna

 “This is a song about an old Italian witch…”

It’s a shame that it took me so long to embrace my witchy ways! At 50 years old, I would have never leaned into spiritual warfare, if I hadn’t learned how real, malicious magic is. I have to defend myself somehow! The truth is, I have been hexed very hard, for a very long time! It’s possible that no one believes me, to this day, and I am fed up with that. I am trying to have fun with it at the same time. In these pictures , I was trying to decide which of these was my favorite moon dangle earrings.

Sunday is a great day to wear clear quartz, so I am wearing my fab new witchy clear quartz protection amulet.

 

What the…photoshop?

 What in the photoshop is happening here, at the gym of my man and the wife he already dumped?! What an unflattering messy mess here? Is this bitch using glamour magic or just photoshopping the best fake photos of herself? What a crazy BYATCH she is!

On a brighter note, I am making lemonade! When life hands you lemons…

Viewing many spiritual paintings and the San Diego Museum of Art.

Starting off strong with a Picasso…

                           This next one deals with Santeria 

 

Praying to my God,, and remembering his darkest hours on Good Friday.

No one believed that Jesus was the son of God. Jesus suffered and died on the cross for it. Praying for the strength, love, and forgiveness of Jesus today. I pray that the Lord will help me through the mess that I am partially responsible for. I am definitely not Jesus and I am very flawed. I pray that I don’t die like Jesus did, for speaking my truth. I have a sore on my tongue, which I am dreading the worst things about I don’t know if it is related to the hex or not!. 

Please allow me to escape the malicious magic sent my way. Please Lord,  protect me, my loved ones, and the circle around me, from any crossfire. I heard a voice say to me, that now is the time to pray to Jesus! Thank you spirit guide and you are exactly right! Thanks for the fantastic idea! 

I anointed all of my candles in preparation for your birthday!!

 

Reading into things on LRS Pinterest Page Again

 I have learned so much from Witchtok about your Pinterest ‘manifesting your life’ vision board. Up top, we have a picture of a love spell comforter that you fancied. Men, if your woman buys you a comforter that looks anything like this, do yourself a favor and run quickly away! She is a witch birch!  The second picture appears to be a pentagram piece of wood that she thought would look great over her and her victims bed.  For more fun and hijinx, and if you want to see a million pictures of red colored dinner entrees, that you could easily slip your menstrual blood into and keep your man locked in, check out my nemesis ‘Food For The Heart and Soul’ Pinterest board. She is very subtle about her witchcraft. I wish I had screenshot her backyard pin that was a picture of a bird feeder but was weirdly labeled “ love spell.”  As soon as I mentioned it, on my blog here, she took it down. Too bad. Let’s be big and bold and loud with our witchcraft L, oh K?!

Runners High

 I let my insecurities and negative voices control me for too long. Zepbound has allowed me to lose weight enough to feel comfortable going running outside again. I don’t feel self conscious. I don’t worry too much what passersby think of me. It’s certainly not enough to stop me from doing what I used to enjoy doing so much…running! The runners high must be kicking in here. I normally don’t smile this big!

What an artist you are! Do you eat these heads afterwards?

 I have always thought or knew, rather, that the F. U family had a voodoo doll or poppet made in my likeness. How else would they be able to reach me to hit me all the way from their home? It’s absolutely nuts! I’m learning a lot over on the witch side of TikTok. I don’t want to F with people, like in this TikTok. As I said before, assaulting and killing people, theough witchcraft, should be a punishable crime. I believe planting ideas in other people’s heads and messing with people’s minds, like this, is nuts and wrong as well.

I thought these were pictures of my nemesis.

 I’m still not sure but it might be someone else in their family possibly.

I apologize…

 I apologize for confusing Santeria with Palo Mayombe. What I am experiencing is nothing like Santeria and why can’t Cathoic masses be a little more like this? They are having a good ol’ time there. Thiats Santeria?!

Our television finally died.

 The television is usually on in our house 24/7. Our old tv just died and I am noticing that there is nothing missing in its absence. Without television on, I can hear the birds chirping. There is beauty in the quiet.

Help me banish my evil lurking spirits and bring me my peace! Be gone, bitches!

 

Rituals…

 Enjoy the new Blood Full Moon while you can!