More Halloween fun

 

Halloween Hex

 Happy Halloween! I performed a banishment spell tonight to send L and the F.U. family, back where they belong…into the toilet!!

I banish) the main culprits in the F.U. families’ 10 years (and counting) hex of me, out of my life, into the toilet, and down the drain, with all of the excrement of the world, where you belong! Be forewarned!

“History Facts”

Every time I get signed up for a new mystery daily email from a random website I never subscribed to, I wonder. Is this unsolicited email from a random bot perhaps, or is this an insulting joke from some anonymous hater person around me? The website emailing me is called “History Facts.” I should know more historical facts than I do. I am more interested in American historical facts, the civil rights movement, interethnic history, and immigration stories. I don’t think this jab is aimed at my lack of interest or knowledge of world history though.

Leigh…bitch…my “history facts” about my own life may be cloudy. Some memories about my personal life may have been distorted, made better or worse, throughout the years. I acknowledge this. I am trying to figure out my history with your “property.” I don’t have much information about his life before me or really any information that could have been obtained if I had ever been in a relationship with him, like you have been. You married him. You know all the good and bad facts, that I never had access to. But many of your historical facts, that you are putting out into the universe, about your relationship with K, are pure fuckery. You are a lying ass bitch, who asked your creepy cousins to help you force K to propose to you and remain with you, for all these years,  against his will. That’s a hard to believe historical fact, about your marriage, that no one else may know or believe. However, I am standing 10 toes down on this fact!

Full Moon Fever!

What a beautiful full moon on display tonight! I have been waiting for this! I have been feeling the oncoming full moon wobble, in myself and in those around me. I was born on a full moon night, so maybe I am better at handling these weird coincidental accumulated occurrences than others. I put more stock into these sorts of random coincidences, than anyone I know. I have been busy preparing for this Harvest/Hunter Full Supermoon. I am a baby witch,  you might say. I have been charging my crystals, preparing my moon water and my intentions. Finally I have been experimenting with my banishing/return to sender spells. A counter clockwise spray of Palo Santo mist goes out to my enemies, the F. U’s. Leave me the hell alone, once and for all, assholes!

P.S. You don’t want to know what is in that old sippy cup, that I will be trashing after tonight! (It’s nothing animal sacrifice related like the F. U’s do. It is gross though) I am shaking it vigorously and repeatedly, like my very own maraca tonight! I hope you feel as dizzy, disoriented, ill, and as messed up, as you have made me feel for the last decade!! Leigh and her crazy witch family, Fuck You all!!