The Boonies

 Your postcard from The Boonies made me laugh.

If my eyes don’t deceive me, you couldn’t be farther away from me.

Yet you still annoy me.

I don’t believe that you are living your best life in Venezuela, 

Because you are still here, stalking me.

You are haunting me, in spirit.

You are forcing your presence and communication with me, into my life,

Against my will.

If only you took the rest of yourself, back to Venezuela,

And never looked back.

If only you never gave me another ill-intentioned thought,

If you ended this hex and ceased to send me any more malicious magic,

I would be truly happy, and  at peace,

I would be free to fulfill my destiny,

With my long, lost college sweetheart and lover, SEXXY MR. KMS!

This dress reminds me of Santorini!

Should I travel to Santorini to escape Santeria? Yeah, I know now, that wouldn’t work. I’m stuck with these bastards until someone believes me, investigates, and finally finds away to stop them.  Until then, we are pumping iron, trying on dresses, and preparing for our next fun outing. 

For those on the right side of the law, blue is a great color on you! Shout out to the men and women in blue, who are on my team! Blue looks good on you! Never mind my make up free and unfiltered pictures. I look better with fresh Botox and a ton of makeup, like my forever nemesis. (LR>) Also, I am not done losing weight. I’m just pleased and showing off my progress!

My Beltane/Flower Full Moon satchel

 I made a satchel full of intentions, rose petals, oils, and herbs to celebrate Beltrane and the Flower Full Moon today. It smells divine!

I also anointed my moon water, transforming it into glamour water! They say if you make your own glamour magic items, speak your intentions over them, and put your own spin on them, they produce better results.