What the hell kind of bachelor party is that?

https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2020-07-06/austria-bachelor-party-ends-with-snake-bitten-tongue

This sounds like a much tamer version of The Hangover!

Quote from some dude

I was reading an article on Yahoo and there was this comment about marriage from what I presume is “some guy.” It is hilarious how different men and women think. This comment also made me think about my antipsychotic and how much it has changed me. Antipsychotics shackle out the basic animal instincts of those who take them. I never had an out of control libido, like the Brothers F, and really cannot relate to where he is coming from now. Maybe only another mental patient will get what I am trying to say. We tend to be asexual while medicated. 😞 

Heather Mooney

This was probably me in high school and college, minus the cigarettes. 😂  

Mysterious Ways

Bono and The Edge walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “Not U2 again.”

Quit flirting with me!

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/videos/category/science/why-is-this-lizard-doing-push-ups/

Ok so I have never filmed it but all the lizards 🦎 I see around here are always flexing for me and doing push-ups. So I googled this phenomenon. Why do lizards do push-ups? Click the link above for the interesting answer.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.livescience.com/amp/32192-why-do-lizards-do-push-ups.html

So good!

I just want to say...

I just want to say 

That as a red blooded Italian-American woman

Butternut squash noodles 

Are thoroughly disappointing!

🤢 

Who thought of substituting real noodles with this?

I have a carbohydrate consuming, weight losing wish

I am singing the butternut squash noodle blues!

P.S. I hate Kale too!