Growing tangerines!

“Tangerine, Tangerine, living reflection from a dream
I was her love, she was my queen, and now a thousand years between.”

Check out this new tangerine tree! I think that I need more fruit in my diet, especially delicious tangerines!

 

 

Time to move again?

Every time a family member throws shade at me, especially on social media, I think to myself, “why did I choose to remain in Soutthern California to live near my “beloved “ family? What a fool was I? I have said it before. I will say it again. I should be living in Santa Cruz with my college sweetheart/soulmate. Ok so I didn’t actually even have a boyfriend in college but this guy that I am still head over heels in love with. (You know who you are)

I keep wondering and it constantly disappoints my hopes via social media. Seriously, that’s the spirit of my fairy godmother on the right making sure Trey thinks of me every second of every day during his marriage to Maeve! Thank you Nonna!

The Virgin Moon

I viewed a beautiful crescent moon tonight. Later, I learned from Wikipedia, that the Catholic Church associates crescent moons with the Virgin Mary and virginity. It’s interesting and frustrating, at the same time, that there is no in-between in Catholicism. As a female, you are either a crescent moon (virgin) or a full moon (pregnant) So, what does that make me? 

Maeve: You lack the luminescent beauty of the moon. You don’t even compare. You will always be a pregnant-looking full moon, so be forewarned!

Matteo: You know nothing about the moon! Be forewarned! You look to Wikipedia for your education about everything! You’re so stupid!

Me: At least I don’t perform animal sacrifices, for the devil, by moonlight!

Matteo: You see, right there, more racism and ignorance folks! I love nature! I love animals! I love the moon! I don’t perform animal sacrifices! If I didn’t hate you so much, I would say that we had a lot in common, but you messed with my family and  now you are going to pay!  I could care less about faithless Trey’s wandering eye. But you have been tempting him all along and you caused the breakdown of his marriage to Maeve. She is suffering in the worst way now! For your actions against her, my family, we will never stop hexing you! Be forewarned! 

Maeve: Psych! Trey and I are happily in bed together, right now, so be forewarned!