2/26/2017

Esteban: Popping a Xanax will not help you so be forewarned.

2/24/2017

Federica: Stupid bitch. Stupid bitch.  You're having a mid-life crisis. Be forewarned.


2/21/2017

Esteban: We are not done hexing you yet. Be forewarned

Federica: You are having a mid-life crisis. Be forewarned. I am not done hexing you yet.

Esteban agitates me by singing along badly and ruining every song I listen to on the radio:

"Got so much to lose, got so much to prove. God, don't let me lose my mind."

Esteban: Stupid bitch. We are not giving you anything to blog about. Be forewarned. You are having a mid-life crisis. I might be hexing you for the rest of your life. Be forewarned.

Federica: We hate you, so we are hexing you. Be forewarned.

2/14/16

Esteban: So what are you thinking of doing about Keith Spellman? Sloppy seconds. Sloppy seconds is not my style. Be forewarned. We hate you so we are not done hexing you yet. Be forewarned.

Federica: You really have no case against us. I can say whatever I want to you. Be forewarned.

January 25, 2017

Esteban: I am having a mid-life crisis. I am having a mid-life crisis. That's how you come across. Be forewarned.

1/13/2017

Esteban: We need to talk about something...amongst ourselves. We hate you so we are hexing you.

Federica: Federica hates you so be forewarned. We are not done hexing you yet! What are you thinking of doing about Keith Spellman?

Esteban: What are you thinking of doing...

Federica: I hate you so be forewarned.

Esteban: I hate you so be forewarned. We hate you so be forewarned... I am not helping you write a blog so be forewarned. You're having a hard time... with people who are hexing you.

Federica: We are conspiring against you, so be forewarned.