Tuesday, August 31, 2021

Attempted robbery or…?

Today my new next door neighbor had all these workers in his house fixing it up, unbeknownst to me. Two of these men casually walked through my backyard to the very back where my rear sliding glass door is and tried to open it. Seeing the men and not recognizing them, I got confused and started screaming that I was  going to call the cops, if they didn’t leave. Then they ran out of my backyard. The whole situation was stressful and embarrassing. I thought my house was being broken into, but apparently not. Tonight I was thinking about it and a voice chimed in.

Matteo: How would you feel if you innocently walked back into a house that you were working on, and got mixed up? What if you tried to open the door to that house and the Karen there screamed at you and threatened to call the cops? How humiliating for him and how stupid of you. Be forewarned. And don’t even think of mentioning this on stupid Nextdoor! Another brown-skinned man, attempting to do his job, humiliated and slandered, for an honest mistake. You were wise to  stop short of calling the cops this time, Karen. Be forewarned!

While relaxing in a hot bath

Maeve: Just so you know, Trey and I have oral sex a lot. That is why our relationship has been this hot for this long…and I never got pregnant. And you are so jealous! Be forewarned! 

Valentina: We hate you, so be forewarned, we are hexing you. It’s like the song Hotel California, “and still those voices keep calling from far away.” I am back in Venezuela. I couldn’t be further away from you but, at the same time, I am still right here, talking to you, and Im not going to stop. Be forewarned!

No offense to anyone else


 But that is how it’s done! Beautiful pics of people I don’t really know.

Monday, August 30, 2021

Daydream

I saw your handsome face 

Was it only a daydream 

Maybe I should go to sleep 

Only to wake and hopefully see you again 


I love your playfulness 

You tease

Maybe one day you will work up the courage 

To talk to me


One day the stars will align 

And the timing will be right

For us to become us

I am waiting patiently 






Things in your backyard that make you go hmmm


 What is this noisy bird trying to say? How about “Mom, where are you?” He sounds like he is in distress. Can birds be scared of the dark too?


 

When it’s finally fall…


When it’s finally fall and people start listening to my story about hexing and witchcraft.