Apocalypse memes

They love me at CVS. I walked in there and they immediately put this song on this speakers. I know, I know. Someone there is flirting and wants to marry me. I think that I have posted this video by the band named Magic before but oh well!

Don’t be rude, voices.

Santeria, the song by Sublime, and my delusions

I wrote a book that is available on Amazon about some delusions I had a few years ago.  See link below in case you would like to purchase one.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/0692956964/ref=nav_timeline_asin?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

It occurred to be today when I was listening to Sublime that I may have accidentally lifted a lot of my story from this song. It is a very curious thing that I cannot explain. I had no control over my voices and the story they began to tell. It began a little like this...

I also liked the name of my protagonist, Chiara Marino, from my sweet dental hygienist, but I didn’t realize it until years later. 😂 Oh well! I told her and she didn’t seem to mind. She was actually flattered that liked her name so much and named a character after her.

Terrified of Bats 🦇

The world has gone bat shit crazy!! 😜 Sorry bad joke! This Coronavirus has made me more petrified and curious about bats, at the same time . This article calmed me down slightly-just slightly!

https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/animals/bat

Masks

Which one should we buy? Take your pick.

I saw these two guys driving around Carlsbad wearing these legit Nuclear masks.. I guess it pays to be a vintage mask collector geek right about now.

Memes about marriage and quarantine anyone?

Interesting article about Dreamscaping.

I am so glad that I am not out in the dating world. Below is an interesting article about dreamscaping, which is a new millineal term, I guess. The Gen X term for these guys is players.  This behavior starts in high school when everything is all innocent and boys start acting like they love you and would possibly marry you. These relationships are so fake and don’t last after high school. Sometimes this starts over in college with a new relationship but from what I observed, the men are a little less nice and a little more sketchy/noncommittal. After college, I experienced tons of players but they were too callous and selfish to go to the effort of painting a picture of wanting to spend the rest of their life with me. Do I sound bitter? Well it does suck. But you know what sucks more, when someone dreamscapes you like he is the perfect sweet boyfriend who is building a future with you, when he will eventually ghost you for the next woman. It’s a cruel world and love is not fair but fortunately this has never happened to me. I married a sweet guy that I met at my first real job after college, and we are still together thankfully.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/dreamscaping-rampant-dating-world-know-160000659.html

Tiger King on Netflix

I just finished episode 2 of Tiger King and all I have to say is Carole didn’t kill her husband. She did not feed him to the cats! lol I just don’t think so. She is having mud slung at her in the worst way by male competitors. #sexist

Ok I just watched episode 3 and I am still not convinced that Carole killed her husband. Am I the only one? Where is he? In Brazil like he said he was going to be, with his new Brazilian girlfriend? Maybe she killed him? Who knows?

This is very scary!

As someone with mental illness and with special needs children, I am sheltering in place. I am afraid of people. I am afraid to go to the grocery store. I am afraid that I will get Coronavirus and give it to my family. We deserve to live as much as anyone else. Don’t devalue us! Who is making these decisions of who should be treated and who shouldn’t. We have plenty to offer and contribute to the world. My Autistic children sweeten up the world and are very bright too. This is just a very scary situation and I feel like a walking target who has to hide myself and my family more so than anyone else. I am trying to be upfront about my mental illness to educate people about it. Maybe I should hide my mental illness for now to hospital staff definitely.


https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1170346?fbclid=IwAR2otJMohMsk6sRpdUffM5jQArQRtNbiP23cgSFceoX90BaYQDVnIYPYT5w&__twitter_impression=true

Thank you Google Blogger!

I appreciate that no one who has ever read my blog left a nasty comment. Maybe my readers are kinder than the commenters on other websites, such as Yahoo. People take fake names on other websites and say the most horrible things about the writer or person featured in the article. I was just reading something that was supposed to be humorous on Yahoo and then I got to the comment section. It was nasty. Thank you for being better than that Blogger readers.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/yup-actress-jessica-marie-garcia-215700668.html

Leave it to schizophrenics for Covid humor

A poem

That one dude really threw
The world for a loop
When he asked the waiter
To bring him bat soup! - Anonymous 


Well I thought it was funny 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/coronavirus-warning-bc-resident-200128339.html

Sorry about all the memes. I know this is not a joke. I just go stir crazy sometimes.

I am scared of Corona and La Llorona also.

My friends and I are discussing where we are going out to after this whole thing blows over.

Fortunately I have a friend who reminds me of Melissa McCarthy. lol

Watching The Wheels-John Lennon

I know women love to share this quote on Pinterest, like it is Bible, but...

I love Bob Marley and all his wisdom, but he cheated on every woman he was with.

Cute surfer ER nurse video.

https://m.facebook.com/groups/HuntingtonBeachCommUNITYVoice/permalink/3179607668738541/

Did he just say he was stoked? lol I want him to be my nurse.

Song dedication

I would like to dedicate this song to the devil himself, Coronavirus! What is the Coronavirus? Could it be...Satan?

 I have not contracted Coronavirus yet, neither have any of my loved ones. The voices never said anything to me about Coronavirus. They have been telling me that I will die a slow, painful death by Cancer. Well, Prayers go up, blessings come down. I will keep praying for the best!

Esteban: Your neck is looking sort of thick. Maybe you shouldn't do anymore plastic surgery, like Kybella, while we are hexing you. You may not heal right. The treatment could backfire and you could end up bigger. Ha ha ha! Be forewarned! 

Amy Schumer’s podcast

This woman must be stalking my blog. Amy Schumer named her podcast “Three Girls, One Keith.”  She ripped off my idea. I could’ve named my book “Two Girls, one Keith.” Oh well. She is already rich and famous. She doesn’t have to rip off all my great ideas. Anyway.

Thank you to all the doctors, nurses, medical personnel on the Covid19 front lines!

https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-doc-who-survived-ebola-describes-emergency-room-day-20200324-xdn7fwrkefe3zkkzqxb66ae27u-story.html?outputType=amp&__twitter_impression=true

Listen to this brave doctor!!

Guess what? I got a nose ring!

Who is ready for Coachella? Just kidding! Not me!!

Still lamenting over my birthday this year

Your quarantine name

#quarantinelife

Your quarantine name

The way you currently feel+the last thing you ate= Cabinfever Corndog

Inspired!!

Today I was at the drive thru Starbucks on El Camino Real in Encinitas and the car in front of me paid for my drink! I didn’t pay it forward right away but I am contemplating when and where to do my good deed. I have to do something and soon! #Inspired

Ok I continued the chain at El Pollo Loco later. I paid for the guy in the car behind me. Am I crazy or what?

Yo ho Yo ho a quarantine’s life for me!

Yes...my band

I may have gotten carrried away listening to this song before.

The myth behind Rhiannon.

Ha!

Thanks for nothing, spring breakers!

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/spring-break-party-coronavirus-pandemic-miami-beaches/?__twitter_impression=true

OMG Was I also this stupid and selfish in college? lol 

Shopping score!

Today I went to Vons at 7 am to grab a Starbucks and scored some toilet paper! Some jealous guy tried to make fun of the fact that I only bought those two things, coffee and toilet paper. But he got there too late and left empty handed! You have to get to the store right when they open!

Grocery shopping during Coronavirus

For the most part, grocery shopping during the Coronavirus outbreak has been unpleasant. Everyone has been rushing to the grocery store and stockpiling/buying up everything that I need. Before Coronavirus, I was always at the grocery store and in a good mood. All the employees know me and they play good music for me. The employees are still great. It is everyone else (the other rude customers) that are driving me crazy!

Anyway, today I flashed back to a simpler time, when Vons played this song, which took me away from it all. I felt like dancing in the aisles! If only my negative internal voices could be more like Enrique Iglesias!

What are you going to do in all your spare time at home?

This won’t be me but it might be you!!

Pining for a lost love?

For me, it must have been a case of false memories! Did I even know that guy from college? Am I remembering our encounters correctly? I don’t use marijuana but I still blame marijuana/drugs for this.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.medicalnewstoday.com/amp/articles/cannabis-could-make-people-more-prone-to-false-memories

Heard while leaving the crowded grocery store, after panic shopping today.

Leigh: Coronavirus is not hexing you! We are hexing you, so be forewarned!

In these trying times...you must chill!

Happy hippie song of the day

I wished this were true but sadly, no!

Federica: You are having a mid-life crisis, so be forewarned.

Esteban: We HATE you so we are hexing you, so be forewarned. We must talk about something among ourselves, so be forewarned.

Leigh: You are talking a lot of trash about us...on your blog. Be Forewarned. So we are continuing to hex you. Be forewarned. You are hogging my spotlight, so be forewarned. You are such a hog!

More Coronavirus memes

Are Californians ditzy or what?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/california-woman-cared-her-perfect-021732550.html

And it is Groundhog Dad again...

I wake up every day with no voice and a sick child who refuses to go to school.  How hard is it to have laryngitis, a hacking cough, and a cold in these days of Coronavirus? I am as paranoid as everyone else. What would happen if I got Coronavirus while I was already sick with a cold? I am in self-quarantine. (Kind of) I need to stock up on canned foods! I read an article in the Daily Mail where a man recovering from Coronavirus described it as feeling like an elephant sitting on your chest? No thank you! Praying for good health and for this nightmare to end!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8075633/amp/First-British-victim-25-describes-coronavirus.html

As bad as Crocs are, these were equally silly...

Hospital meme

Prince William cracks a joke!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/prince-william-jokes-spreading-coronavirus-085600896.html

It is really selfish to travel at a time like this. FYI 

Work that smile ladies!

Musician meme lol

LOL

Stalkers

Recently my rear passenger side car light was smashed overnight while my car was parked  in my driveway.  Stalker? Here is the story of a true stalker. Scary!

https://www.yahoo.com/news/friends-tijuana-woman-stalked-even-050439770.html

Church of Bob

As soon as I leave church on Sundays, I turn the Church of Bob reggae hour on the radio. They played a song by Eek A Mouse today. Later when I went to YouTube to find more from Eek A Mouse, I stumbled upon this video. I don’t quite know what to make of it. Is he really schizophrenic or just stoned. Every musical artist tries to write about mental illness and usually do a pretty poor job.

Ok I take that back, apparently he really is schizophrenic.