Saturday, December 27, 2025

Acronyms in your Instagram profile bio

 You have two Instagram accounts that I know of, L. I may be crazy and I read into everything, but those qualities have helped me crack this case. I believe your original or “alternate” secret L.S. Instagram account has hidden messages in your bio alone. I would never purposely follow you on Instagram and you have a private account. I don’t know why you do, because there is plenty that you want to say to me. Even more, you get off on sending me messages, rubbing your blissful life with K in my face, and triggering extreme degrees of jealousy in me, when I view your staged and occasionally photoshopped posts.

 The only reason your account is private is to hide possibly incriminating information from any eagle eyed person investigating you. K appeared to be oblivious your entire marriage. He was mentally checked out, so he couldn’t care less about your social media posts. He just went along with all of your stupid photo pose ideas. 

Let’s talk about acronyms in the original or secret L.S. Instagram account that you don’t post on anymore, since creating your “ultimate California married surf/beach girl life” (transplant/poser) account. 

But let me beg the question, when you say that you are a “Packer of Shoes,” is that just an acronym for “Practioner of Santeria,” or maybe it stands for “Piece of Shit,” like I first assumed. I just feel deep down in my gut that you are a lying, secretive, manipulative, little bitch and everything about your social media presence screams that to me!




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