Friday, March 5, 2021
Thursday, March 4, 2021
lol
A man walks into a psychiatrist office in nothing but cellophane wrap.
The doctor tells him, “I clearly see your nuts.”
Tuesday, March 2, 2021
My son likes to watch these videos...
It’s funny. My son likes to watch these videos of toddlers having epic meltdowns.These kids make my son look like a saint. Watching other kids misbehaving amuses him greatly. The sounds of other peoples children crying has always repelled me. It’s unbelievable! My youngest is 10 years old and I still haven’t rid my house of screaming and tantruming ,thanks to these YouTube videos!
Get back!
I remember listening to a band play in Isla Vista. It was a night filled with wasted opportunity. I went to see my favorite drummer and his band played this song. I started reading into their intentions and the lyrics of this song. I was not having fun. Then a girl walks by and flashes the band! She flashed my man! They probably hooked up later that night! I was angry. I started thinking that musicians are too popular with women and therefore, out of my league. I left in tears. That was the last time I saw his band play. Disastrous.
Today I am dedicating this song to the people I thought I saw and heard today. Maeve drove by me mad dogging! What is she doing here? Also, when I was walking with my Dad, I heard the abusive voice of my old acquaintance and mean stalker Tony. To these individuals I would like to say “Get back to where you once belonged,” and most importantly, “Go home!”
Unlike yesterday, today was not a good day for awesome visions. They were quite uncool today.
Maeve: I am not going back to Santa Cruz without my man, so be forewarned!
Dr Seuss
Today I watched the news about our San Diego hometown hero, Dr. Seuss, being called out for racist imagery in 6 of his books. These were books we never had in our collection, so I never read them fortunately. I have a hard time accepting him to be a racist. His books brought such joy to so many. Also, he is deceased now and cannot defend himself. I want to believe that he was a good man. I want to do better myself though, and be an anti racism ally.
https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/02/us/dr-seuss-books-cease-publication-trnd/index.html
Apparently, scandal is not new to Dr Seuss though. I read that his mentally-ill first wife committed suicide, after finding out that he was having an affair. Her suicide note is published on her Wikipedia page. His second wife (Audrey) was originally his mistress! I am shocked!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Palmer_(author)
What can I say? Doctors and genius artists have the love and respect of way too many women. It is a very competitive world and they are hot prospects for romantic partners.
Monday, March 1, 2021
No thanks!
What would a certified sex therapist and a sexual medicine specialist do during the Covid-19 quarantine?
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