My brain plays with me
The worst kind of trickery
When every man 👨 in Encinitas looks just like you
Monday, October 10, 2022
Sunday, October 9, 2022
Friday, October 7, 2022
My statement teeshirts
Val: Your statement teeshirts are a joke!
Maeve: Why are you trying to attract my husband with corny teeshirts that say things like “I left my heart in San Francisco?” We don’t even live in San Francisco. It’s Santa Cruz. Trey Sanders is from Aptos to be exact. Get it straight!!
Matt: Let’s talk about your biggest insecurity. Your double chin is a public eyesore. It is disgusting and what are you doing to lose weight? You just ate a cupcake in the middle of the afternoon for no reason at all! You should dress up as Wilbur for Halloween. Not the kook. I mean the pig but you could pull off either. Have a weekend…and don’t wonder too much how we are spending ours. We know that you are manifesting a witch costume for Halloween. Halloween is for amateurs anyway. Witches hate you so we are hexing you. Be forewarned!
Wednesday, October 5, 2022
My father has a nickname for me
My father has a nickname that he has called me before. I am El Pollo Loco or “the crazy chicken.” because I am always going there to eat. He hates El Pollo Loco but I like it. I do love eating chicken and I admit to that. I never ate El Pollo Loco before moving to Carlsbad. Upon moving here, I started eating El Pollo Loco all the time hence the nickname. I probably overindulged in fast food which contributed to my weight gain. I don’t blame fast food as much as I blame my antipsychotic though . I gained a ton of weight after moving here and I went into hiding. Carlsbad is a beach community but I didn’t want to get made fun of so I avoided going out especially going to the beach. I dreaded running into people from my past because I didn’t like how I looked. I felt like a loser because I was unemployed. Before that, I felt on top of the world. In college, I thought I was really going places and I had the world at my feet. Reality hit me upon graduation and moving to a new city where I didn’t have any friends. All of that contributed to my insecurity. Then one day I was walking around Carlsbad Village with my parents and bumped into some familiar faces from college days. I had a total panic attack. “El Pollo Loco” took over and I ran from those guys from days past. My Dad was right. I really am a crazy chicken. That was the day I blew off my soulmate and potential future husband. As Cher sings, “If I could turn back time…”
Tuesday, October 4, 2022
Monday, October 3, 2022
I would like to thank my 1 follower
I would like to thank my 1 follower for following me. I know that the rest of my visitors can hit the follow button too and I don’t know what is stopping you. Also my story The Voices by Danielle Flore is available on Amazon. Thank you!
Saturday, October 1, 2022
Our time has arrived!
We are going! See you there!
Matt: No one wants to see your fat ass naked! Be
forewarned!
Maeve: If you had moved to Santa Cruz many years ago, like I did, you would have gotten this nakedness thing out of your system, while you still felt hot and looked halfway decent. Be forewarned!
Val: Your time has arrived? No it has not! This is fake news. Trey is still in Santa Cruz with Maeve, so you can march right out to Jacumba Hot Springs by yourself. I hope you boil out there! Be forewarned!
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