Meanwhile in Europe... I never travel anywhere but I honestly can't believe this!

https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/14/europe/paris-urinal-intl/index.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2884711/Merry-Christmas-Surfers-Paradise-Council-receives-public-backlash-new-open-air-urinals-try-stop-drunken-men-celebrating-silly-season-relieving-streets.html

So I had a heart scare and ended up in the hospital this week. I must say that hospitals suck. I went in to check my heart out, since I thought I was having symptoms. We have heart disease in our family and I have a few other risk factors. Turns out, there is nothing wrong with my heart. But I got an ultrasound of my legs which revealed a small blood clot. (DVT) I was told not to worry about it too much. They prescribed me a daily low-dose Aspirin. I got so antzy laying there for two days. I may have gotten the blood clot while laying there in the hospital for two days. Who knows? 

I missed my family the entire time. I was told, after the fact, that the fluids they were pumping into me were basically sugar-water. They starved me the entire time, so I was miserable. I didn't lose any weight though, because of the sugar-water IV. Yuck!

I wish I was as happy to be in the hospital as Homer Simpson. I hated every minute of my hospital stay.  LOL

I watched Reality Bites tonight on HBO. I haven't watched this movie since it came out in 1994. Great movie! I think I wrote this movie though. What a trip! My brother used to answer the phone, "Welcome to the winter of our discontent." Did they steal that line from the movie "Ferris Buellers Day Off" or from my brother? My memories are so contorted now. I do remember that my mother gave me a Chevron card in high school to buy gas with. I also bought food, drinks, and lighters there at the Chevron mini-mart. That storyline was ripped from my life! Seriously, this was a great, relatable movie. 

Since I seem to be stuck in college mentally, Reality Bites still entertains me. Many times in recent years, I have watched movies from my youth and cringe. Reality Bites is different though. I am admittedly reality-challenged and now I think that someone close to me wrote this screenplay about me. LOL It is that relatable. 

Does anyone remember the movie "Romancing The Stone?" This was a great movie. It was also one of the first movies to be set in Latin America. I hope that I am entertaining readers from the far corners of the world with this blog like in the movie Romancing the Stone. Wouldn't it be nice to be received with open arms, in an exotic country, like Colombia? Watch how Joan Wilder's celebrity status saves this couple from danger in this scene. The first time I watched this I knew that I wanted to be a famous writer one day. :)

This is my Facebook life in a nutshell. Oh...but it gets sooo much worse. If you like a picture or post on some bzatches husbands page, be prepared to get hexed for the rest of your life, like it happened to me! No joke!

So, we meet again...

Me & my shadow. I took this picture on my walk. Look at my huge bell bottoms! LOL

Someone on schizophrenia.com asked us to post the most romantic 80's songs and many people just posted any old 80's song. I may have posted this before, but here is a great romantic song from the 1980's.