Wednesday, August 31, 2022

Cosabella sells male thongs


Since no one is paying any attention to my blog tonight...  I like how confident this male model is. He looks Italian and maybe he enjoys a little pasta? Thongs for “the every day man!” What do you think?

Home wrecker or hero?

 My friend was telling me a story about her cousin who is engaged and her wedding is nearing . She recently reconnected with another man who she used to know from college. They talk regularly, reminiscing about college , and growing increasingly close. Needless to say, she is getting cold feet. My friend asked what she should do. I said, “run for the hills! Run away with him” Reconnecting with a handsome old flame from college would have put a stop to my impending nuptials too. Just saying. Sorry not sorry if you don’t like my advice! My friend thinks the man from college should back off, as her cousin is already in a long term relationship with a faithful man and engaged to boot. I disagree. He isn’t being a home wrecker. He is following his heart! lol  What do you think?

Tuesday, August 30, 2022

Saturday, August 27, 2022

Stay away from my man!

Stay away from my man!


You want to take him to Burning Man

To wear strange outfits 

Get lit 🔥 

And play with him in the dirt

Stay away from my man


You want to drive up and down the coast

Walking along the shore

Holding hands and more

On a nude beach 

Talk about a life of beach surf bliss

Stay away from my man

 

You want to travel the world 

Fly the friendly skies 

First class all the way 

Sipping a cocktail in your window seat

Join the Mile High Club

Stay away from my man


You want a beautiful wedding 

And a house with a beachview

Adopt a dog to coach more love out of you 

And in a few years 

Have a child or two


Two killer careers

Two vacations a year 

She’s not from California 

But she’s a full fledged California girl now

Flowers in her hair 

Like the Santa Cruz hippie that she has become 

Stay away from my man 


Stop posting pictures of Trey on Instagram 

Adding more random followers to show off to

Life is sure picture perfect for you 

And you know it

Stay away from my man


***I woke up confused. Oh wait that’s not really my man. I married someone else. Damn!


Maeve: Those are fighting words! Message received! You are my enemy, so be forewarned! I will get you back! I can write too. I am smarter than you, so be forewarned! Just wait!!

Maeve: Yes I adore everything about Trey and my life with him. We have an enviable life! I love everything we built together and I love to share our life online with the world. You could never love Trey the way I do! You are too selfish and a hater to boot. Who does that? Who writes poems about another woman’s husband? A home wrecker! That’s who. Be forewarned!

Matt: She is fighting with herself again. Interesting problem to have, considering no one is talking to you right now. We are a figment of your imagination, so be forewarned, and we are certainly not hexing you. You are imagining this whole conversation because you are jealous of Maeve.

Val: I hate you, so be forewarned, I am seriously hexing you! I will not stop hexing you either, because you are trying to convince the world that we are witches. You said it yourself. We moved back to Venezuela and our lives our filled with beauty, nature, fashion, sport, and just general beach bliss! You see this in our Instagram posts! We are too busy to hex you. Believe that and be forewarned!

Wednesday, August 24, 2022

Tuesday, August 23, 2022

More mysterious food delivered




 Well my house got another mysterious food delivery today. It was addressed to Stephen from his work. So I am pretty sure it’s not poison. So, he just  started at this company recently and is already getting presents from them. FYI he spends the majority of his workday in bed. lol