Stay away from my man!

Stay away from my man!

You want to take him to Burning Man

To wear strange outfits 

Get lit 🔥 

And play with him in the dirt

Stay away from my man

You want to drive up and down the coast

Walking along the shore

Holding hands and more

On a nude beach 

Talk about a life of beach surf bliss

Stay away from my man

 

You want to travel the world 

Fly the friendly skies 

First class all the way 

Sipping a cocktail in your window seat

Join the Mile High Club

Stay away from my man

You want a beautiful wedding 

And a house with a beachview

Adopt a dog to coach more love out of you 

And in a few years 

Have a child or two

Two killer careers

Two vacations a year 

She’s not from California 

But she’s a full fledged California girl now

Flowers in her hair 

Like the Santa Cruz hippie that she has become 

Stay away from my man 

Stop posting pictures of Trey on Instagram 

Adding more random followers to show off to

Life is sure picture perfect for you 

And you know it

Stay away from my man

***I woke up confused. Oh wait that’s not really my man. I married someone else. Damn!

Maeve: Those are fighting words! Message received! You are my enemy, so be forewarned! I will get you back! I can write too. I am smarter than you, so be forewarned! Just wait!!

Maeve: Yes I adore everything about Trey and my life with him. We have an enviable life! I love everything we built together and I love to share our life online with the world. You could never love Trey the way I do! You are too selfish and a hater to boot. Who does that? Who writes poems about another woman’s husband? A home wrecker! That’s who. Be forewarned!

Matt: She is fighting with herself again. Interesting problem to have, considering no one is talking to you right now. We are a figment of your imagination, so be forewarned, and we are certainly not hexing you. You are imagining this whole conversation because you are jealous of Maeve.

Val: I hate you, so be forewarned, I am seriously hexing you! I will not stop hexing you either, because you are trying to convince the world that we are witches. You said it yourself. We moved back to Venezuela and our lives our filled with beauty, nature, fashion, sport, and just general beach bliss! You see this in our Instagram posts! We are too busy to hex you. Believe that and be forewarned!