Caplyta, my new antipsychotic

So I am trying a new antipsychotic tonight called Caplyta. The Caplyta commercial claims that weight gain on Caplyta is unlikely. I feel that Vraylar was a weight gainer for me, so we will see how this new medication helps or hurts me. I just took it 20 minutes ago and I think that my throat is feeling dry now.

Maeve: So you are trying your new antipsychotic tonight? Big deal. You will hear voices in your head regardless, as we are still hexing you! Your hopes of losing weight with a different antipsychotic will be a fruitless effort, as your diet is fruitless! Diet is everything to losing weight. As they say, losing weight is 80% diet, 20% exercise. Just look at me! I am 100% committed to both my diet and exercising hardcore…and it shows! Have you ever heard the expression “abs are made in the kitchen?” Try controlling what you eat! Don’t spend so much time in the kitchen! If I don’t say so myself, you could learn a lot from me! A lot! Watch and learn! Eat my dust and eat your heart out, as you are not a threat to me! My man’s eyes are solely focused on me, as you keep stuffing your face and getting fatter! There is no hope for you and your attempt at losing weight with your new antipsychotic! Be forewarned!

 Valentina: That’s right! The weight is just going to fall off of you now! No effort required! You have got it all figured out! Right! You will continue to be fat because we are hexing you to be fat! Be forewarned! Because we are toxic, right? And we hate our jealous haters, so we are watching you and we are hexing you! Be forewarned!

Matteo: Stupid bitch! Don’t insult my sister by calling her toxic! We are not toxic and we are not the one with the problem!  If you had minded your own business and stayed out of Maeve’s marriage we wouldn’t have started giving you the evil eye in the first place! You are trying to grab the gaze of Maeve’s husband?! As if you compare to Maeve’s beauty?! We would never have bothered to hex a washed up old hag like you, if not for that! You started this and it takes two to tango, so be forewarned!

Bonnaroo? I’m so excited! Not!!

Bonnaroo? I will not be going or envying anyone who does go. I don’t think that I have missed anything by not traveling to Tennessee to go to a Lollapalooza knock off festival. When I was in young I went to the music festival that Bonnaroo is knocking off, Lollapalooza twice in Los Angeles and watched great bands like Rage Against The Machine and The Beastie Boys. I also went to a Grateful Dead show in Las Vegas when Jerry Garcia was still alive so there! Eat your heart out!!

Plans for Monday

 Valentina: So you are obsessed with my friends husband? You need to figure out why you are obsessed with him! What does Trey symbolize to you? Is he a status symbol to be flaunted? Is he arm candy? Does he represent wealth, intelligence, success? You barely know him. You never did. Correct? So it is nothing personal. You don’t know him well enough to infer anything about his personality, inner mind, or compatibility with you? You should sort this out with your psychiatrist tomorrow. Tell her that you are obsessing over the guy from college again. Maybe she will up your medication dosage. That would be great. Subdue her! Maybe a lobotomy would help! That is wishful thinking on our part. We are hexing you so be forewarned, anything is possible!

No one ever listens to the town drunk!

 

You’re not a hippie

 You’re not a hippie unless you wear this natural deodorant.

She has a good point

 

Heart to heart

 Trey: Let me tell you something. So you’re correct that I am not leaving my wife. When you chose Stephen over me in 2004, it rocked my world. I vowed to keep coming down to Carlsbad not only to catch a glimpse of you, but more importantly I wanted you to see me. I wanted to let you know that you will be a part of my life in a small role perhaps. But you will have a role nonetheless. I was addicted to you. I was shy but addicted to you. I am still addicted to you, in a way. That is why I make so many trips down from Santa Cruz to Carlsbad. I revel in driving you crazy and keeping you guessing as I would, if we had actually married. I am sorry not sorry that you eventually realized what you missed out on and for turning your world upside down. However I will never stop driving by/stalking you. Be forewarned.