Halloween has come and gone

 In the flurry of Thanksgiving preparations, I have neglected my blog posting. I would like to update any law enforcement, who may be reading my blog, that I fear that Evil E is not only speaking through me and answering questions, that people ask me, in a misleading and offensive way. Last night, I somehow forgot to take my melatonin before bed, which I am increasingly relying on. I thought I just had restless limbs due to my antipsychotic use. But now I feel that Evil E is messing with me, even more now that Trey and Maeve have split up. I saw this coming years ago, so obviously your love spells do not work. I have no control over my body when Evil E is controlling it. I didn’t sleep a wink last night and was really thrashing around a lot. I do think it is another sneaky maneuver that Evil E has been pulling over on me, to bother me. He is truly such an asshole! Let me sleep! Does this man have a job at all or any sort of life? Keep yourself busy and out of trouble Evil E! Yikes, you and your bruja family give me the creeps! Just as you say, that you will never stop hexing me, I will never stop putting you on blast and making fun of you, whenever possible. Ha ha ha! Your ego, machismo, and toxic masculinity, are what drove your life into this mess. You may think that nothing you are doing is a big deal or prosecutable,  but I do. Good thing that you moved back to Venezuela, you sneaky little coward. Get over it! I am funnier than you and Maeve’s husband dropped her for me! Why the hell are you making such a big deal out of this? You get off on being a notorious asshole. There is nothing more to it really. You are just this bored young punk, who is desperate for attention, like Richard Ramirez. You are an asshole and an embarrassment to other Latin Americans!

***Also, my side is splitting from laughing so hard the last few days. My stomach aches from laughing so hard and I am not sure if this is merely a natural occurrence from my silly sense of humor. It’s hard to tell if it is the humor in the things I am watching on my iPhone or remembering certain things that make me laugh or possibly someone cast some sort of spell to make me laugh like crazy.  Lately I have been laughing so hard and so frequently it’s a little peculiar. This has been going on for months maybe longer, but I didn’t think anything of it until now. I will start laughing in public at random when I am by myself just thinking thoughts in my head. I do get embarrassed and distracted while driving because of it. I am surprised that I have not gotten in an accident because of this. I do believe this is noticeable to other drivers and makes me look crazy. It is noticeable to others, for sure. Again, I wonder if these are just random errant thoughts making me laugh or a literal “laughing spell?” This is the epiphany that I had last night. Evil E could be hexing me to laugh too!