Saturday evening May 28, 2022

 Maeve: Quit looking at my Instagram page! I don’t use that account. We are not a family anymore, thanks to you. You are a home wrecker so be forewarned   You have nothing better to do on a Saturday night than snoop through my social media profiles. Get a life! What are you planning on doing about Trey Sanders? You are hacking up a lung tonight. That’s very attractive. We are hexing you to spiral into COVID, long Covid preferably. With any luck at all, you will remain sick and too weak to pursue my man. I  hope you enjoy coughing up your phlegm! Nasty! Be forewarned.

Valentina: You are nasty! Be forewarned! Spreading your germs at a nice Mexican restaurant like Cocina Del Charro got you in hot water with us tonight. Not cool at all. Stay home and wear a mask. It would hide your double chin anyway.

Matteo: I am not helping you write a blog post but I am hexing you. Out of respect for my people, wear a mask when you enter a Mexican restaurant or better yet, stay home if you are sick. Covid karma is coming your way so be forewarned.

Go mom!

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On Tuesday an employee at my son’s school said that “it’s just  another day in paradise.” I sort of gasped because I may have had a premonition of what might happen that day. The employee Julio has the best attitude about his work and life. I know that if anything happened at our school he would be a hero because he cares about the kids and others there.

Carlsbad has beautiful trees to enjoy

 Here I am soaking up the sunshine and hiding in the shade of a backyard tree.

Matteo: If you are wondering if you have cameltoe in these pictures, I hate to be the one to tell you this,  but you definitely do. You will be a laughingstock once people see this, so be forewarned.

Let’s cry some more today

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Watch this video! It is very heartwarming! This reminds me of my father!

A drum line?

Maybe it’s just coincidence but I feel that Fate works in mysterious ways. I was at a high school orientation for my daughter today. The friendliest woman there struck up a conversation with me. We were watching the school marching band practice and socialize after school. The woman commented to me, “Where’s the drummer? They don’t have a drummer?” I looked back at her and said, “I agree. Every band needs a drummer.” A good marching band should always have a drum line. The men standing there looked at us like we were crazy though., as if they couldn’t imagine it and as if it’s never been done before. Weird. I love drummers so it made me think of Trey.

On the depressing side, the teacher speaking today at the high school mentioned that he graduated from the very same high school that he is teaching at in 2014. I thought to myself “what a youngster!” Was 2014 a long time ago? That was a terrible year for me because I decided to leave Stephen. I thought Trey was pursuing me and planning on leaving his wife in Santa Cruz. Both assumptions were untrue and totally shattered the life I was living. It is now 2022 and we are no further along in the process. I guess I should embrace my life and relish the abundant amount of time that I have right now to love nurture and live in the same house as my three beautiful blessed children.  I am loving that right now. But any time someone mentions the year 2014 I always get weirded out.

Ban the sale of assault weapons in the United States please

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I was told that I need to increase the dosage of my anxiety medication today. I don’t think that is the solution. I am afraid to send my children to school because of all these mass shootings. No one needs an assault rifle.

A summer idea

Maeve: You need to calm down. You are shooting for physical perfection when you are so far from it! You will never achieve perfection! You will never be beautiful! You know what? I know what you are thinking of doing, before you do it. That is the beauty of Santeria. You have messed up your body so badly with your eating and your antipsychotic and your many plastic surgery fails. I hope that you get liposuction under your chin, so that you mangle your appearance even more. You can’t undo bad plastic surgery, so have at it! I will ridicule you every step of your recovery and having to wear that lame looking  chin strap for 7 days. I can’t wait for you to sign on for that procedure and to watch you fail in your aesthetic goal. You will certainly end up more disappointed than before, aside from wasting thousands of dollars. This will be an all-around win-win for me and be pointless for you. You have no one to look good for anyway. Trey is my husband. Quit trying to look good for him! He is going nowhere with you, so be forewarned!

Matteo: Yeah! Bring on the pain and the hilarious chin strap! We will be watching you and hexing you the entire time. We will be hexing your doctor too! An unsteady hand and a distracted doctor is what we pray for. At the very least, we will be commenting on your summer surgery nightmare and harassing you the entire time. You can bank on that. Be forewarned!