Maeve: You need to calm down. You are shooting for physical perfection when you are so far from it! You will never achieve perfection! You will never be beautiful! You know what? I know what you are thinking of doing, before you do it. That is the beauty of Santeria. You have messed up your body so badly with your eating and your antipsychotic and your many plastic surgery fails. I hope that you get liposuction under your chin, so that you mangle your appearance even more. You can’t undo bad plastic surgery, so have at it! I will ridicule you every step of your recovery and having to wear that lame looking chin strap for 7 days. I can’t wait for you to sign on for that procedure and to watch you fail in your aesthetic goal. You will certainly end up more disappointed than before, aside from wasting thousands of dollars. This will be an all-around win-win for me and be pointless for you. You have no one to look good for anyway. Trey is my husband. Quit trying to look good for him! He is going nowhere with you, so be forewarned!
Matteo: Yeah! Bring on the pain and the hilarious chin strap! We will be watching you and hexing you the entire time. We will be hexing your doctor too! An unsteady hand and a distracted doctor is what we pray for. At the very least, we will be commenting on your summer surgery nightmare and harassing you the entire time. You can bank on that. Be forewarned!
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