Am I like Hilaria Baldwin?

I was reading this article in People when a voice chimed in to harass me. I have nothing against Hilaria Baldwin. She was born to be a mother and has a lot of love in her heart. Happy Anniversary to her and Alec. They have been busy these 10 years!

https://people.com/parents/hilaria-baldwin-celebrates-alec-baldwin-10-years-packed-full-of-so-many-babies/?amp=true

Val: You are just like Hilaria Baldwin who thinks and wishes that she was Latina, even though she doesn’t have an ounce of Latin blood in her. Ok keep writing villainous Latin characters, from a Caucasian perspective. You have no clue what you are writing and putting out into the universe, Chiara. Clueless! You are a complete joke!

Cohabitation stress

Matt: You have enjoyed the fruits of living in the same house, with your three children. Stephen has been allowing you to do that. Now it is time to “pay the piper.” You know what that means. It is problematic for you to stay in the same house with Stephen when you really want to “elope” with Trey Sanders. What does Stephen expect, in return for free rent and utilities? I know that it is a bit more than light housekeeping and conversation. This is a dilemma that you live with daily. If you expect Trey to become a single man for your sake, you must avoid indulging Stephen. Good luck dodging him today! Be forewarned!

Val: Stupid bitch! This is Val! You start arguments with Stephen to avoid sex. I see you! That behavior would drive away Trey for good. You can’t keep dodging intimacy. If you dodge sexual encounters with Stephen you will most likely continue that pattern of behavior with Trey. You hear that, Trey? He is sooo much better off without you. What a mess you have created! We are still hexing you! We are not even close to being through with you yet! Be forewarned!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna36009

Val: No need to explain why you decided to finally Americanize the names of your own voices. Duh! Quit blaming your problems on Latinos. Your voices and your demons have nothing to do with our culture! You should feel very guilty for being so racist! We have enough troubles. The cards our stacked against us when we come to America! Val? I will take that moniker as your voices come from your true inner self anyway. Finally she makes an attempt to curb her racism. Are you flying your flag at half mast today for the migrants who died of heat exhaustion in the back of a tractor trailer yesterday? You should be! They just wanted a better life for themselves in America! You never broke a sweat working in your life and now you just sit your privileged behind on a couch all day. That is why I hate you so much. That is why we can’t stop messing with you. Be forewarned!

A message from beyond

Maeve: Trey is trying to send you a message. Quit villianizing yourself. You play the role of the villain, when you declare your love for Trey Sanders. You are playing the role of home wrecker and that is not a good look on you. Stick to taking care of your family and your household duties. You have a lot of work to do there! Quit daydreaming about escaping the daily grind, with my husband. It’s never going to happen anyway. Be forewarned.

Matteo: Right! You won’t be flying first class with Trey to a tropical island anytime soon. You don’t deserve it.  You can’t surf anyway. You never learned how. Look quit dreaming! You aren’t even seeing straight! Trey isn’t Mr. Wonderful! He obviously has a wandering eye. Don’t think that you are the only one that he is looking at either. There are younger and much hotter women on the beach. As far as learning how to surf, you would need an expert anyway and Trey really isn’t that skilled to surf himself, much less teach you. Trust me! I have seen him surf! And another thing you have not considered. Maeve lived with Trey on a day-to-day basis long enough to know, that he is just as bad as the rest of us. He rips nasty farts and looks at porn too. Just you wait and see! Be forewarned!

I followed this guy on TikTok

So I follow this guy on TikTok. His name is Oldmetal or something. He says in his live TikToks that he is an empath and he will tell you who you are going to marry. He keeps ignoring my questions much less tell me what I want to hear. (Keith) I am starting to figure out this is all just his bs side hustle. He even shares his Amazon wish list on his page. Why do people send their money to him?  He just makes up these bs answers anyway. “Joe you’re going to marry uhhh Carla. Thank you for the gift! Javier you’re going to marry Donna.” Etc etc It does amuse me to hear him bs people but I am not sending him a dime to get his attention. He only responds to you if you spend money on him. It is funny though.

Matteo: Hey, Don’t knock a man’s side hustle. You never hustled a day in your life! You’re just mad that OldMetal has more TikTok followers than you and they are sending him money. You wish random people believed your bullshit and lavashed you with little TikTok gifts. It’s ridiculous that you are talking shit about him. Pick something better to bitch about…like home wreckers! That is all!

My phone is tracking me

Sometimes my smart phone surprises me. It is definitely watching my every move. Yesterday it pulled up the article below for me.

https://matadornetwork.com/abroad/11-phrases-venezuelans-understand/

Valentina: Don’t try to learn about our culture. Remember what they say, “A little bit of knowledge is a bad thing.” You are just reading these silly articles to use our culture against us. That is a very Karen-ish thing to do. However, in this article, #11 is good for you to know. Instead of saying “Be forewarned” all of the time, we should say “Be Pendiente.” The phrase “Be Pendiente” is true to our culture. Not that it matters much, as you will never attract any loyal Latin American readers here. You are too ignorant and offensive. Be forewarned!

Maeve: Was today a stressful day for you? Who else can you fight with? How can we make your day worse? You read an article today about an ex-wife suing a reality star for stealing her husband. Too bad California does not allow women to sue their home wrecker. I will just have to file in a state that does allow this. Be very afraid and “Be forewarned.”

Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band

Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band. What a great title for a song/album! Tonight I am surrounded by loved ones but I am lonely for a certain individual. It was 20 years ago today. I am traveling back in time to reflect and muster some strength to cope with today. I think more time has passed than 20 years actually. You get what I am saying though.

Maeve: Yes we are back on that again. You are thinking about the elusive lost love that you will never get back or have again. You will never get that chance again with one Trey Sanders so be forewarned!

I thought this was appropriate for tonight

 Here is the song that I may or may not have written aboout reconciling my abortion with my Catholic faith. I wanted to give it to Slash. Somehow it got to him and after Scott Weiland wrote a few more lyrics, Slither was born! Apparently my song has touched a few people. Listen to the crowd reaction! Yay! Unfortunately no one reading this believes that my story here is anything more than a delusion.