I thought this was appropriate for tonight

 Here is the song that I may or may not have written aboout reconciling my abortion with my Catholic faith. I wanted to give it to Slash. Somehow it got to him and after Scott Weiland wrote a few more lyrics, Slither was born! Apparently my song has touched a few people. Listen to the crowd reaction! Yay! Unfortunately no one reading this believes that my story here is anything more than a delusion.