Wednesday, August 25, 2021

Arm candy

I remember when 

I just wanted some hot arm candy

With bright blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes 

Oh wait…I still do


Why did I never attain

The California dream 

With the hot blonde surfer husband 

Maybe because I look more like someone from New Jersey?


“I’m looking California, feeling Minnesota?” -Soundgarden

Unfortunately the quote that defines me is:

“I’m Feeling California, looking New Jersey”

Everyone tells me this

Especially non-California natives

I seem like someone from the East Coast (New York or New Jersey) 





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