I was sitting eating brunch outdoors with a friend
And I was struck by how non-outdoorsy I really am
I was chatting and enjoying my avocado toast
When my food started getting attacked by a yellow jacket 🐝
Now I am deathly afraid of bees
Then the restaurants beggar birds 🦅 joined in
And they were fighting over our food
As we grabbed our plates and switched tables
One of the birds chased off the bugger yellow jacket that started the chaos, we shooed away the birds, and we finished our meal in relative peace
But I said to myself that this was entirely too much nature for me
I don’t think that I am cut out for camping or extensive outdoor exploration. If I can’t even relax and eat on an outdoor patio, I would hate to think of what sort of outdoorsman I would make?!
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