Friday, November 11, 2022

At the Red Lobster


 Maeve: At The Red Lobster with your children? Great post! And now you are sitting back wondering how we spent our day. Well I will tell you one thing. The answer to that you won’t find on Pinterest. We don’t have children. Remember? And we like to keep our marriage hot. So, guess how we spent our Veterans Day holiday? You guessed it. We are of the in-synch mindset to keep a “Sex goals list.” We are fulfilling each other’s fantasies. That is why my husband is not creeping around Carlsbad today. He is  being satisfied by me, so eat your heart out. Be forewarned!

Val: You should really hide your daughters face because you are an embarrassment. Be forewarned!


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