I feel like the real winner here

I mean I told you so, seriously. I did not make contact with your man for the past 10 years that you and your cousins have been hexing me to ward me off. You knew all along, what you had started and participated in. You could care less how bad things got or what I was dealing with. You have stayed very busy working, working out, and frolicking with your husband. You have been very quiet. Mums the word, right? You knew he never got over me and had a wandering eye from the start. You wouldn’t let him go through. You are so stubborn! Trying to force a round peg into a square hole. He’s obviously not the one for you!  Hexes and spells can’t keep a man.  Once he realizes you are pulling tricks over him and lying to him about very serious things, he’s gone . Without me saying a word to him, (or touching him, which is the narrative you are attempting to push) he finally left. I knew it would happen eventually. He probably didn’t believe my story for many years. You and your cousins must have slipped up somehow, and everything got spelled out for him. From there, the decision was easy. You may have fooled half of Santa Cruz, but your time will come. Your family has some very dark and scary secrets. Yikes!