Cheers! Happy New Year!

 Maeve: I don’t see the point of constantly posting pictures with your adult beverages. Congratulations, you are an alcoholic! There is a lot weird about these pictures. I don’t know where to begin. You wish the individual sitting next to you was Trey Sanders but it is not. You did not spend New Years Eve with my husband and you never will! Let that sink in! You will be spending your New Years at home with your cats for eternity. Be forewarned. Trey and I had a wonderful time last night. The details of our evening will remain a mystery to you but…you can imagine. Right? Love making until the break of dawn. The usual. Eat your heart out. 

Finally…

 After 5 fortune cookies

Cats In Space!

 

 

Idle hands are the devils playground

 As I browse Maeve’s Pinterest page…

Val: There is nothing new on her Pinterest page, huh? Has it ever crossed your mind that Maeve may be posting new pins privately from you, the random public peeper? She could have a new maternity page up by now or perhaps, a Santeria/Voodoo Pinterest page, like me. You never know! Pinterest is a great place to store your romantic rival revenge hexes. Keep in mind that we have the curiosity and the background to do such a thing, if you don’t mind your own business. Be forewarned.

Maeve: You bitch! Quit stalking my Pinterest page! You could never be me or replicate my style and essence. You pale by comparison, so give up now! We might consider silencing the voices if you quit spying on us and quit your pursuit of Trey Sanders. FYI I hear that you are thinking of flying your daughters up to San Francisco on vacation this summer. What is the point of that? Trey will not be there! San Francisco is nowhere close to Santa Cruz, so you are wasting your time. I hope you trip over a homeless person and fall onto a used hypodermic needle while there. Also, you should be traveling today instead! With all the flight cancellations, should be a jolly old time.

Why did I look at her Pinterest page? It triggered my voices. I just can’t help myself, I guess.

Val: Stupid bitch! You have no idea what you are doing for us! You are promoting our brand. I should teach a course about hexing your romantic rivals on TikTok! It could go viral and turn me into a millionaire entrepreneur. Just kidding bitch! I already am a wealthy  entrepreneur, in case you haven’t noticed. And what do you do for a living, slouch? Lay on your couch, slander us, and collect disability & spousal support! Stupid bitch! We hate you, so we are hexing you! Be forewarned!

Enjoying the wildflowers

 

Christmas Eve 2022

 The sun is out. The flowers are blooming. It’s a California Christmas! 

Taking the plunge

So another day,

Another wedding.

Another couple is about to

Take the plunge 

My advice to you is…

Don’t look back.

Don’t jump in blind either.

You should know up front 

That if you weren’t all that attracted to your partner from the get-go,

It sure as hell won’t get easier over time

To muster the strength 

To please and satisfy your partner.

That will increasingly be a feat 

Throughout the years.

Don’t be surprised,

When the initial excitement of the wedding dies down, 

And someone-many individuals, more likely

Will walk by and make you turn your head so hard and fast,

You may take a misstep, 

Hit a wall,

And need a moment

 Or repeated moments 

To refocus on your “in real life partner.”

All I can say to you is good luck 

Because marriage is in no way 

An easy journey 

Especially with the addition of children.

Good luck! 🍀 

I wish I wrote this.

…And then a voice spoke in my head 

And she said 

“Dark is not the opposite of light 

It’s the absence of light “

And I thought to myself 

She knows what she’s talking about 

And for a moment I knew what it was all about -Adam Yauch

I think he was speaking about the ideal situation of racial harmony here. That is what I take from this song. Personally my voices are pretty heinous, with not much positive to contribute to my consciousness. I wish my voices had a beautiful message, like in this song. I wish that I could find something positive in my voices and I could appreciate the voices that I hear in my head.

For all the wrong reasons

 Matt: You keep telling people about your doctor “soulmate.” Cough cough! You are in it for all the wrong reasons and focusing on all the wrong things. No wonder you will never steal him. You are a money-hungry loser. You don’t deserve him. Maeve on the other hand, her heart is pure. She met him while they were both still in school. She didn’t know what the future held but she trusted Trey and in the journey they started together. She left all her friends and family behind and moved clear across the country to be with him. Would you have done that? You would have moved to Santa Cruz begrudgingly but never to the East Coast or BFE, as you put it. Maeve was the better choice by far. Better. Braver. Smarter. Sweeter. Beautiful! The clear winner. Keep eating your heart and wondering what they shared/exchanged for Christmas. You will probably find out through snooping anyway. Mind your business or else! Be forewarned!

Christmas presence

Maeve: She tells people that she’s not getting anything for Christmas? (That’s wrapped!) Boo hoo! We all know that Stephen gives her carte blanche with respect to his money, and yet she milks the sympathy angle left and right! She buys whatever she wants regardless. It’s an aesthetic that she puts on to make herself look more attractive, the “single” aesthetic. She likes to appear single and ready to mingle, so she tells people that she is in an unhappy relationship and getting zip for Christmas. We shall see about that! One thing is for certain, you will be getting nothing from my husband,  Dr. Trey Sanders. He will not be “present” at your Christmas holiday celebration and he won’t be thinking about you either. Focus on your own holiday and your own miserable life! Be forewarned!

I am assured that I will never get any closer to Dr Trey Sanders in this lifetime.

Maeve: You are reading an article about Tom Brady’s new love interest whose body is “too dangerous for the internet”, like one very taken man, that you know well. Dr. Trey Sanders also has a body to die for. He is all around blessed in the looks department. Unfortunately for you, he is mine all mine. Yes, the curse of having a beautiful partner is the incredible number of little buggers attracted to that bright light.  You will never get close enough to feel the warmth that radiates from him. You lose, so be forewarned!

Matt: Don’t hate on Trey (or Maeve’s) perfect body either. Trey inherited it and Maeve works hard for it. You need to step up your game big time in order to compete with Maeve! Don’t obsess over what you will never have though. Be forewarned!

I am sorry if this post is offensive. Maybe I really don’t deserve Trey. Men shouldn’t be objectified either.

https://thesportsrush.com/nfl-news-tom-bradys-rumored-girlfriend-veronika-rajek-once-claimed-that-her-body-is-too-hot-dangerous-for-social-media/?amp

My restaurant review of Capn Kenos in Leucadia

 I would like to thank my brother for cutting me out of the second picture completely. Great shot! I thoroughly enjoyed my rum and Diet Coke which hit the spot. I ordered a hamburger which came with a garden salad. I thought the service was prompt. My father never got the meatloaf that he tried to order. I guess there was some confusion with his order. I think we are leaning towards going back again sometime though . I can’t believe that I have lived in N County San Diego since 1999 and this is my first time eating at Capn Kenos. I had fun and can cross it off my local restaurant bucket list.

 

Taunting me through poems

Trey and Maeve have a weird relationship. Why is she always painting his nails blue? I wonder. She must want to remind him that they are married a she can paint his nails blue, in exchange for something else. I wonder what his bargaining chip is for letting her paint his nails blue? Hmm...

Maeve. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Trey married me. Not you! (Hee Hee) See, I can write a cheesy poem too!

Matt: You are putting their marriage on blast. Everyone knows that the nail polish is being used as a sexual bargaining chip. Be forewarned. Trey could care less about blue nails. More importantly, he is getting his sexual needs met. Sounds fun, huh? Good for him. You are incapable of meeting his needs anyway, so you can just eat your heart out!

Matt: Stephen brought you Chipotle for lunch. Bon appetit! So how are you going to repay him? Good luck with that. You are a cheap date, so be forewarned!

Astrologers never say this but…

 Leo men can be cocky and downright mean. That has been my experience with them. Driving past me with other women in the car. Tailgating me. Never coming over to say hi. Marrying younger women. Leo men suck. They torment me. I bet they do like stylish women and material possessions, like cool clothes. It sure seems that way. One thing I have noticed about Maeve though, she’s not sexy. She doesn’t even try to look or dress sexy for Trey. He must be so disappointed. Well eat your heart out Trey!  I would probably be better at that but I guess you will never know!

Decisions decisions

 Maeve: Ok witch! Here’s the deal. You can either wait for my untimely death, to pursue a relationship with my husband. That way everything would be somewhat cool. Or you can continue on your warpath to steal my husband outright. If you choose the latter, everyone in Santa Cruz will hate you, and you will be welcomed nowhere. Dr Trey Sanders and his new bride will have to basically go into hiding and Trey is no hermit. The latter does not suit your social butterfly “soulmate” Cough cough! So think about your options some more. Be forewarned.

Maeve: Things are not going so well for your “real life”husband at his doctors appointment. I hate you, so be forewarned, I could care less what happens to you or to him, but it doesn’t look good. Be forewarned!

Val: So, President Biden signed the Respect For Marriage Act today, which you have none, especially respect for the marriage of Trey and Maeve Sanders. If anyone should not be married, it’s you! Trey and Maeve, however, embody marital bliss. Their love rocks and everybody knows it. Good luck trying to find a love like theirs. Take it from me. It’s not going to happen, in your lifetime. Be forewarned.

Don’t say that she’s pretty!

 And did you say that she loved you? Baby I don’t want to know! Time cast a spell on you that you won’t forget me! I know I could have loved you but you would not let me.

I am so far away from this couple that I am obsessing over but sometimes it feels like they are right here haunting me. They may have a vow renewal looming. It’s always a good time for a vow renewal when you are still in love and having fun. They don’t have any children to tire them out or keep them busy. It’s just fun fun fun in the sun and by the moonlight all day every day. Why don’t you take another glamorous vacation? They are still in the honeymoon stage over 10 years after getting hitched. Annoying!

Maeve: You ignorant bitch! My husband, the doctor, advised us to postpone the vow renewal ceremony because we are in the midst of a tripledemic. Gathering now is ill advised. However, rest assured, that the vow renewal will eventually take place, as we love each other deeply, and we want to celebrate our love with our family and friends! I can’t believe that your jealousy is preventing you from seeing the good in that. You are the selfish one, casting spells on us, for exuding joy. Get over it because my husband loves me deeply and is going nowhere That’s the purpose of our ceremony, to promise that we will continue loving each other until death do us part. It will happen, so eat your heart out! Be forewarned!

That’s so last century!

Did you close the door on me

In the last century? 

Or are you, like me

Still pining for my college crush.

Seeing him in passing cars

And cloud formations

So many years after graduation.

#Dammit I just wrote another poem about him!

Maeve: You are so last century! Your connection to my husband is truly ancient history! I hate your poem! I  hate your new tee shirt too. I must tell you that a person who is a free spirit doesn’t wear a mass produced tee shirt that reads “Free Spirit” across it. I should know because I am truly a bohemian free spirit. I am a proud hippie in my heart and soul. You are not, however. You don’t know what you are. A free spirit is an individual’s Je ne sais quoi! It is the vibe you give off. Your essence. You, my nemesis, are not a free spirit but a poser in a cheesy statement teeshirt! You are fooling no one! Free spirit? Pshh! More like clueless homebody. Give it up! You are not worthy of Trey Sanders and your efforts to attract him will always be fruitless. Be forewarned!

An interesting poem to share

 I just found out that my daughter’s friends dad is a poetry-writing Swami. I didn’t write this poem but parts of the poem spoke to me, so I am sharing. Here is a screenshot of part of his poem.

Remember that time?

 You recorded and edited a cool video of your good friends wedding in Santa Cruz? You are always doing things like that for your friends and giving them gifts. You are a total sweetheart! I missed out on the best friend I could  have ever had!

Maeve: Quit stalking our friends Instagram pages and spying on us! What do you hope to get out of your efforts? Your little detective work is doing absolutely nothing for you, as Trey and I are set to renew our vows soon, very soon actually. My husband is going nowhere with you ever, so be forewarned!

Matt: You didn’t take your marital vows very seriously from the get go. That’s your own fault. Trey obviously has always taken his marriage seriously . He did not jump into marriage. He fell in love with a wonderful woman, who was the perfect match for him. He evaluated their relationship very carefully and accurately. Too bad you ended up with some flake, who you deem unworthy of you. Again that’s your fault and you cannot just steal away someone else’s husband, especially Trey, because you realize that Trey is a much better husband than Stephen. Let me try to get through to you on another level. Do not covet your neighbors husband is a commandment. Go back and read your Bible., then attempt to live by it . Or else rot in hell, correct? Maybe your silly religion can lead you in another direction…because you are lost. Be forewarned.

So I guess you made the right choice

 Everything is already set up. You have been married for 10+ years now without any children.  You always make time for sex/fun. I probably wouldn’t have put out on the daily anyway. It depends. So, now she wants a super stylish wedding vow renewal. Looks like there will never be time for us. Don’t worry about me. I will be fine. Enjoy your vow renewal. Here’s to 10 more years to eternity. I will probably find a new hot mate within that time span. Be forewarned.

Trey: Well if you don’t even want to get together, why am I going to so much trouble just to get a glimpse of you? You know just never mind. I will stay put in Santa Cruz with my beautiful wife.

I am feeling California…

 I am feeling California but looking New Jersey or Staten Island, I guess. I was born and raised in California and I love it here. I would never want to move out of state. I always get from tourists and the non-Californians that I meet, how un-California I look. My curly dark hair and my dark Italian features screw me up every time. I have lived in Carlsbad since 1999 and I am constantly reminded by people that I despise how weird I am, for living so close to the beach and rarely getting my toes in the sand or going in the ocean. “Locals” and assorted surfers are the reason I avoid heading further west than my fathers house. You all are shitty people down there but San Diego is actually very diverse so I prefer to hang with the majority of non-surfers, who are wonderful and “my people.”  You can keep your beach, but I am definitely not leaving Carlsbad because (to the ignorant who never noticed) I have lived here since 1999 (before many of you were born.) I am a local now and not going anywhere. So there!

*I guess this is a frivolous post compared to what messages Kanye West has been putting out into the world.  I stand with my Jewish friends and the Jewish people.

My only friend for many many years

 Val: So Stephen has a sore throat and is convinced that he has leukemia. What does his supportive wife think? That he is a big baby? What is your real concern here? He hates you, for refusing him sexual intercourse and for looking around so much at other men. If he dies, you can be assured that he will leave you nothing, so be forewarned! You are not married to him, he has no will, and he is in debt, so you are screwed. Be forewarned!

Matt: Maybe you should turn the lights off and go through with it already. If you turn up the heat, he may reconsider and leave you whatever he has. Being the conniving bitch that I know you are, I am sure you can secure that money. Make sure you start massaging him before it is too late and he is an invalid, unable to sign your checks. That day will definitely come, so be forewarned! And don’t start screwing around, before he passes away, because he will get that message from somewhere. Remember the old Eagles song, “You can’t hide your lying eyes and your smile is a thin disguise.” Stephen is a smart man. He knows what is going on with you and that is why you will get nothing from him, in the end. Be forewarned!

For the longest time, Stephen was my only friend. He suffers from anxiety and thinks that he has leukemia now. It’s a scary and unnerving time.

I was going to guess…absolutely nothing!

 Based on the past few Christmases, my expectations for getting any Christmas presents are low. Christmas is more for children, so I usually get zip from my family. I get nothing from my parenting partner. Maybe I will exchange gifts with my girl friends?