Maeve: You are reading an article about Tom Brady’s new love interest whose body is “too dangerous for the internet”, like one very taken man, that you know well. Dr. Trey Sanders also has a body to die for. He is all around blessed in the looks department. Unfortunately for you, he is mine all mine. Yes, the curse of having a beautiful partner is the incredible number of little buggers attracted to that bright light. You will never get close enough to feel the warmth that radiates from him. You lose, so be forewarned!
Matt: Don’t hate on Trey (or Maeve’s) perfect body either. Trey inherited it and Maeve works hard for it. You need to step up your game big time in order to compete with Maeve! Don’t obsess over what you will never have though. Be forewarned!
I am sorry if this post is offensive. Maybe I really don’t deserve Trey. Men shouldn’t be objectified either.
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