My female voice (Felicia)

 My female voice is an actual person and a skilled witch, who lives very close to me in Carlsbad. She moved even closer to me?! Holy Shit! I am truly scared of her. We’ll call her Felicia, for now. I would love to say “Bye Felicia,” and poof, she’d be gone, but I am stuck with her and her dirty rat brothers, against my will. They are here in spirit but invisible? They may be able to mess with me physically with the help of a voodoo doll that they created for me. Today I googled my ten year plus tormentor Felicia and apparently someone recommended her (probably herself or some asshole close to her) for some local publication, as a “resident of interest here.” I can’t believe someone interviewed her, like she is some cool person and interesting local person. Who cares about her interior design business? She is a resident of interest? She is a person of interest in a well known criminal investigation. Interesting and person of interest are two different things. Be real about her. She is just bullshitting her way through life, as if she’s done nothing wrong. She has no remorse, so she is not going to change anything that she is doing. She is taking her and her families malicious magic and evil deeds to the grave. 

I was reflecting about seeing Felicia’s brother R- at the Mission Valley mall, right after Christmas. He was being his asshole self. I was thinking about how this brother tries to fly under the radar, because he has a successful sports photography career and he doesn’t want to screw up his life, in any way,. He’s trying not to call attention to his role in this hexing. Of course, he is trying desperately to play this off. He could be prosecuted and jailed for his role in this. At the mall, I was tripping out about how clean cut and normal looking he is in person, as opposed to his brother Evil E-. Evil E- always poses like he could and would kick your ass, if he wanted to. Anyway, the day I saw R- at the mall, I realized that he got married. I saw his wife with him. I thought to myself, “Holy Shit! Someone actually married you? Good luck getting out of that marriage, lady, if you ever wanted to get out!” Then I got the feeling that she is probably a witch too. Where did they even find each other? A malicious magic matchmaker? I looked up R’s wedding website and on the website, there is a closeup shot of the ring on her hand when R-proposed to her. She had black nail polish half chipped off on her hand, like she just crawled out of hell. She is definitely a witch too and not exactly trying to hide it, mirroring her sister-in-law Felicia. You have to read between the lines in everything they say and post online. There is always some nod to witchcraft with them. If you know, you know, and I definitely know!

I know Evil E has already read this post by now, because I woke up with this horrendous gravely voice. I am not at all sick, but I sound like RFK Jr. (who I hate) Thanks a lot, creep! I didn’t even realize until later in the day that RFK Jr was sworn in today? This was a well thought out and premeditated prank, knowing that I would probably be a little pissed off today anyway. Good one Evil E! Hardy Har Har!