Am I like Hilaria Baldwin?

I was reading this article in People when a voice chimed in to harass me. I have nothing against Hilaria Baldwin. She was born to be a mother and has a lot of love in her heart. Happy Anniversary to her and Alec. They have been busy these 10 years!

https://people.com/parents/hilaria-baldwin-celebrates-alec-baldwin-10-years-packed-full-of-so-many-babies/?amp=true

Val: You are just like Hilaria Baldwin who thinks and wishes that she was Latina, even though she doesn’t have an ounce of Latin blood in her. Ok keep writing villainous Latin characters, from a Caucasian perspective. You have no clue what you are writing and putting out into the universe, Chiara. Clueless! You are a complete joke!

Cohabitation stress

Matt: You have enjoyed the fruits of living in the same house, with your three children. Stephen has been allowing you to do that. Now it is time to “pay the piper.” You know what that means. It is problematic for you to stay in the same house with Stephen when you really want to “elope” with Trey Sanders. What does Stephen expect, in return for free rent and utilities? I know that it is a bit more than light housekeeping and conversation. This is a dilemma that you live with daily. If you expect Trey to become a single man for your sake, you must avoid indulging Stephen. Good luck dodging him today! Be forewarned!

Val: Stupid bitch! This is Val! You start arguments with Stephen to avoid sex. I see you! That behavior would drive away Trey for good. You can’t keep dodging intimacy. If you dodge sexual encounters with Stephen you will most likely continue that pattern of behavior with Trey. You hear that, Trey? He is sooo much better off without you. What a mess you have created! We are still hexing you! We are not even close to being through with you yet! Be forewarned!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna36009

Val: No need to explain why you decided to finally Americanize the names of your own voices. Duh! Quit blaming your problems on Latinos. Your voices and your demons have nothing to do with our culture! You should feel very guilty for being so racist! We have enough troubles. The cards our stacked against us when we come to America! Val? I will take that moniker as your voices come from your true inner self anyway. Finally she makes an attempt to curb her racism. Are you flying your flag at half mast today for the migrants who died of heat exhaustion in the back of a tractor trailer yesterday? You should be! They just wanted a better life for themselves in America! You never broke a sweat working in your life and now you just sit your privileged behind on a couch all day. That is why I hate you so much. That is why we can’t stop messing with you. Be forewarned!

A message from beyond

Maeve: Trey is trying to send you a message. Quit villianizing yourself. You play the role of the villain, when you declare your love for Trey Sanders. You are playing the role of home wrecker and that is not a good look on you. Stick to taking care of your family and your household duties. You have a lot of work to do there! Quit daydreaming about escaping the daily grind, with my husband. It’s never going to happen anyway. Be forewarned.

Matteo: Right! You won’t be flying first class with Trey to a tropical island anytime soon. You don’t deserve it.  You can’t surf anyway. You never learned how. Look quit dreaming! You aren’t even seeing straight! Trey isn’t Mr. Wonderful! He obviously has a wandering eye. Don’t think that you are the only one that he is looking at either. There are younger and much hotter women on the beach. As far as learning how to surf, you would need an expert anyway and Trey really isn’t that skilled to surf himself, much less teach you. Trust me! I have seen him surf! And another thing you have not considered. Maeve lived with Trey on a day-to-day basis long enough to know, that he is just as bad as the rest of us. He rips nasty farts and looks at porn too. Just you wait and see! Be forewarned!

I followed this guy on TikTok

So I follow this guy on TikTok. His name is Oldmetal or something. He says in his live TikToks that he is an empath and he will tell you who you are going to marry. He keeps ignoring my questions much less tell me what I want to hear. (Keith) I am starting to figure out this is all just his bs side hustle. He even shares his Amazon wish list on his page. Why do people send their money to him?  He just makes up these bs answers anyway. “Joe you’re going to marry uhhh Carla. Thank you for the gift! Javier you’re going to marry Donna.” Etc etc It does amuse me to hear him bs people but I am not sending him a dime to get his attention. He only responds to you if you spend money on him. It is funny though.

Matteo: Hey, Don’t knock a man’s side hustle. You never hustled a day in your life! You’re just mad that OldMetal has more TikTok followers than you and they are sending him money. You wish random people believed your bullshit and lavashed you with little TikTok gifts. It’s ridiculous that you are talking shit about him. Pick something better to bitch about…like home wreckers! That is all!

My phone is tracking me

Sometimes my smart phone surprises me. It is definitely watching my every move. Yesterday it pulled up the article below for me.

https://matadornetwork.com/abroad/11-phrases-venezuelans-understand/

Valentina: Don’t try to learn about our culture. Remember what they say, “A little bit of knowledge is a bad thing.” You are just reading these silly articles to use our culture against us. That is a very Karen-ish thing to do. However, in this article, #11 is good for you to know. Instead of saying “Be forewarned” all of the time, we should say “Be Pendiente.” The phrase “Be Pendiente” is true to our culture. Not that it matters much, as you will never attract any loyal Latin American readers here. You are too ignorant and offensive. Be forewarned!

Maeve: Was today a stressful day for you? Who else can you fight with? How can we make your day worse? You read an article today about an ex-wife suing a reality star for stealing her husband. Too bad California does not allow women to sue their home wrecker. I will just have to file in a state that does allow this. Be very afraid and “Be forewarned.”

Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band

Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band. What a great title for a song/album! Tonight I am surrounded by loved ones but I am lonely for a certain individual. It was 20 years ago today. I am traveling back in time to reflect and muster some strength to cope with today. I think more time has passed than 20 years actually. You get what I am saying though.

Maeve: Yes we are back on that again. You are thinking about the elusive lost love that you will never get back or have again. You will never get that chance again with one Trey Sanders so be forewarned!

I thought this was appropriate for tonight

 Here is the song that I may or may not have written aboout reconciling my abortion with my Catholic faith. I wanted to give it to Slash. Somehow it got to him and after Scott Weiland wrote a few more lyrics, Slither was born! Apparently my song has touched a few people. Listen to the crowd reaction! Yay! Unfortunately no one reading this believes that my story here is anything more than a delusion.

I love these messages

 Especially for the Aquarius (me) but all of the advice is good

There is something inside of me

There is something inside of me. It could be a splinter…or it could be an alien. I went to MedHero Urgent Care and realized, while talking to the nurse, that this situation isn’t exactly urgent. The nurse replied, “so send back the ambulance?” Ha!  The nurse looks at my finger and says “so we probably won’t have to amputate. It looks angry though.”…and leaves me alone in the room, thinking about that scenario. Eventually the doctor came in, removed the splinter, swabbed some pus, and sent it to the lab. I am home now and still alive.

What a day with the alarming and unfair Roe V Wade decision. Most people in the United States are proChoice. We are just unrepresented in the Supreme Court. I  have always been proChoice myself as much as I have to hide it from certain family/people. I have always been a Democrat and I always vote! So there! I am not a hypocrite! I have had an abortion myself. Ok 2 abortions. Teenagers and young adults need access to sex education and birth control. If society tries to ignore the issue it doesn’t go away. Women should be able to have a choice. That is what I believe but don’t come for me for not shouting it from the rooftops or wearing the t shirt. I am not a confrontational person by nature. I am also not trying to convert anyone to my religion, so lucky you! I think Pope Francis should start a new religion of love and acceptance but that’s just me. Democrats, get out and vote!! 

Someone wearing a “I want a Planned Parenthood” tshirt was just mad dogging me at Vons. Do not size people up and assume what side of the abortion debate they are on. I thought they were going to mess with me. Don’t assume. Don’t be that person and give someone hell who actually agrees with you. 

Exciting fortune!

 Maeve: What a great fortune! Unfortunately, at 47 years old, no one tantalizing is pursuing you. Trey Sanders is not new to you anyway.  You have been obsessing over him for years now and it is going nowhere so be forewarned!

Valentina: Keep dreaming, as that has gotten you so far with your romantic prospect, the very married Trey Sanders. Listen to the wise words of Paulo Coelho. “When you want something, all the world conspires in helping you achieve it.” That is the way it is supposed to work, at least, if you are not in hex hell for being a home wrecker.  Never mind , your dreams will become nightmares, thanks to us, and your love affair will never come to pass. Be forewarned!

Matteo: Great fortune  Be careful what you wish for because it may become a reality but not without conflict and problems. You are living with your children right now. Are you willing to sacrifice their happiness for Trey? You need to wise up before moving out of your familial home and in with Trey. What for? You desire a heated affair?  It will be a short lived affair..You can’t keep moving in and out of your house. Your selfishness would ruin the happy childhood and mental state of your three precious children. Choose wisely or wreak havoc on two happy families. You see where I am going with this. There will be serious suffering ahead if you make the wrong decision. Be forewarned!

Getting some Vitamin D

Here I am getting ready to take my walk. Welcome to the gun show! I will never have skinny arms. It’s physically impossible for me. Now it’s time to get my pale legs tan!

Under a shady tree

 

Maeve: I am hexing your boobs to sag more. Be forewarned!

My failed attempt at meme making

Everyone: I hate racists! I hate MAGA!

No one, but me: I hate witches!!??

Valentina: Stupid bitch! This is Valentina! You are MAGA, if you do not denounce them, so be forewarned! You are so busy fantasizing about Trey Sanders. No, you misspelled his name again, stupid bitch. That is not anywhere close to being his name. You just made up some weird alias that is a cross between the lead singer of Phish and Bernie Sanders? Are you trying to say that you are a left wing nut?  You are trying to be the biggest hippie like Trey and Maeve but you are just a poser, next to them, so be forewarned! Do not try to be a Santa Cruz hippie. You are so far removed from that! Just continue to be your lame, boring self…away from Trey Sanders! Be forewarned!

Valentina: Witches are not worse than MAGA! Be forewarned!

Valentina: You should organize a March on Witchcraft. That would end with you back in the mental hospital for sure, which is where you belong! Be forewarned.

Great song

“Memories are basically trap doors.”-The Time Traveler’s Wife

I will remain exactly like this

Perennially pissed off

If we don’t eventually get it right 

In this lifetime 

And get together 

Listen

 https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdKqSK8t/?k=1

Maeve: Maybe Trey doesn’t have a porn problem. As a matter of fact, I know that my husband does not look at porn because he has ME! We have sex regularly and I am a fantastic, generous lover. You should try it sometime…with someone else.  If you continue to pine for and pursue my husband, we will generously and increasingly send our black magic your way. Be forewarned!

Matteo: Stupid bitch. You are still pining for Trey Sanders! You thought of him, while listening to that “pornographic” song, “Big Dick Energy.” You wish that he had a big dick. You don’t even remember if he does though because you don’t remember anything from college. Well, you were a drunken whore in college but you are quite prudish now. He wouldn’t even like you and he already has the perfect wife. He might as well stay with her.

Matteo: We mess with you, in your dreams,  at night. You had a dream last night that you stole someone’s random board and wetsuit and tried surfing. Then you proudly posted the pictures online to show all of your Facebook friends. Oh wait! No! That wasn’t about you at all. That was Maeve! And guess who sweetly gave her a board and wetsuit? Guess who taught her how to surf? It was Maeve’s beloved husband, Trey Sanders! She is living your dream life and your jealousy is what got you into this hex mess, in the first place! So this is all your fault. Quit looking at our social media and envying our lives! You can’t have Maeve’s life! You can’t have Trey! You can’t surf with Trey! You can’t tap into his “Big Dick Energy.” You can only dream, if we don’t mess your dreams up too! No, scratch that! Do not let your thoughts stray away from reality, to Trey Sanders, or we will come for you. Don’t underestimate us and the power of the dark arts! Be forewarned!

Valentina: You should be ashamed of yourself for posting all this crap on Fathers Day weekend. You are clueless! Poor Stephen and all the fathers of the world, who escape the grind of every day life, through pornography. You keep judging and insulting them! You are a hypocrite to boot! We hate you, so we will continue to hex you! Be forewarned!

Prince Louis

 https://amp.nine.com.au/article/62a4fc71-0376-4b38-b780-55bbff9c7748

Was anyone else fascinated by Prince Louis at the Jubilee? Yeas, he was definitely having a hard time behaving appropriately. This gesture he makes to his mother, Princess Catherine is so funny. We don’t make this gesture in America. I know that I have seen it somewhere before although I have never been to England. Did I see it in the Pink Floyd movie “The Wall?”  Now I have to watch it again. lol 

Just joking

 

One hour later

 My tarot card for the night. 

Matteo: What the hell kind of oracle card is that? Tame your inner beast? How about unleash your inner whore…says Trey Sanders.

I hope no one is offended by the words of Matteo. I am not writing these words. This voice just speaks in my head and I repeat all the horrible and bizarre things being said to me. I suppose I could keep it to myself. So maybe the oracle cards triggered me a bit, as it seemed to trigger my voices. 

I was doing planks and stretching a few minutes ago and a voice muttered something to me.

Valentina: You’re not a Chicano.  You just wish you were.  You are not one of us, as much as you try. How can you feel so differently from your day-to-day life to Cinco de Mayo? Why did you celebrate Cinco de Mayo by drinking a Margarita? Is it because you are an alcoholic or because you respect Mexican culture? We already know you have no respect for Venezuelans. You think that we are all witches, who practice Santeria. Damn you for spreading hate and lies about us! You are the sole reason that we moved back to Venezuela. Fortunately we are living our best lives here, as you can see on our social media. But we are still hexing you from Venezuela. As you can see in my latest picture, the huge eye necklace that I am wearing is used to deflect your evil energy back to you as you glare at my picture.  I hate you too and I am still hexing you. You have every right to feel superstitious because we are hexing the shit out of you, and will continue to do so. Be forewarned.

Matteo: Stupid bitch! Quit looking at my Instagram page if you hate me so much. What? I am riding a bike in my Instagram story because I have healthy outlets for my restlessness and frustrations. I don’t practice Santeria! I practice Voodoo, so get it straight! Be forewarned.

If your child told you…

If your child told you that she was interested in exploring lunar oracle cards, would you allow her to do use them? Yes!  I would allow this for my sweet and curious children. My daughter just bought this book which seems interesting and may be helpful to us! 🧙‍♀️ 

“The One”

 https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdwpGUDj/?k=1

How fun!

 https://www.instagram.com/reel/CenxkaXL9uu/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

If the happiness is real here and this is not just staged for Instagram views then I am a little jealous. We should live our lives to the fullest and seize the love that comes our way.

Maeve: So the night is winding down…for you, at least, and you are wishing that you had a pornographic picture of one, Trey Sanders!  It is just 7:34 and the night is young, for me and my beloved husband. We are going out on a hot date right now while you are considering going to bed. You would definitely bore Trey to death, so be forewarned!  

Valentina: It is “whatever you call me” Valentina. That is not my real name. You just gave me a fake name to avoid being sued for slander. We are suing you anyway bitch, so be forewarned!

Matteo: Stupid bitch! Everyone is finding out about your crazy blog in which you are blasting out to the world what we are saying to you. Not only are you considered crazy for hearing voices, but you are seen as even crazier for shouting it from the rooftops. We hear you! This is the reason that people are looking at you like you are crazy…because you are absolutely crazy. You are the craziest person that I have ever had the misfortune of encountering and you are a home wrecker to boot! Be forewarned! I think that I have said enough for one night. I am not helping you write material for your blog but you haven’t heard the last of me yet! Just wait until you lay down to get some shut eye. I  might have a few surprises for you, so be forewarned!

Matteo: I will start in again as soon as you plug in your phone for the night. Can I say one word to you without you trying to blog about it? Look! No one can hear me. No one can or will help you. No one even cares what I say to you. Comprende? Get a clue, why don’t you?

Sucking up to male power

 https://nypost.com/2022/06/09/stanford-law-professor-mocks-johnny-depp-lawyer-camille-vasquez/amp/

The comment that I want to make is not about Johnny Depp or Amber Heard because I don’t really care about their drama. I have drama of my own. I have posted before about the only functioning therapy website for schizophrenics called schizophrenia.com. I have lamented when I was struggling to connect with others there and not getting the help/support that I needed many times. Now I have officially had enough of that website. Yesterday I shared that my partner is addicted to porn which I take issue with. I especially hate the videos that appear to be of an unknowing woman being filmed undressing. Ick! One self proclaimed “witch”moderator went off on me today for offending porn users and sounding judgmental. She called it “Sexual kink shaming” or something. Oy vey! Talk about sucking up to male power, by defending porn perverts. Sorry @zombiemombie for having some class and for being raised with morals and values. I was also called insecure and jealous by @fracataled to which I disagreed. The insecure, not-so-cute women are the ones that are down for all the scandalous sexual acts, not me! They have to work twice as hard to keep a man’s attention. lol So, goodbye bitches!!

Why can I get some sort of charge out of looking at fully-dressed, good looking men, but for men, we women, always have to get completely naked??

Maeve: Oh admit it! You wish that you had naked pictures…(or more) of my husband! What would you do if you had those pictures in your possession? The exact same thing! Masturbate! Fortunately for me, you will never have those pictures, in your possession, so judge away! Be forewarned!

Valentina: So you are posting about your husband’s sexual proclivities online? What a fabulous idea! I hope the proper authorities are reading this so that justice will be served. If not you being thrown in jail, we will settle for Stephen. Be forewarned!

Matteo: You better not Me Too your own husband. That would be stupid! Wouldn’t it? Do you have any clue at this point? You’re an idiot and we are laughing at your predicament. We are enjoying the ride tonight. Now you’ve done it! You’ve pissed off everyone on your therapy website so just sit here and sulk for the rest of the night. Be forewarned!

Poor woman on film (a poem)

She enters a room 

A woman in solitude 

But she has no peace 

Who is creepier?

He who secretly films the nude woman 

Or the many who stupidly stare at her?

His favorite pastime (A haiku)

He slithers away 

To watch a lady undress 

Time and time again 

Haiku

not felt love in years

nor wandered down to the shore

nor laughed with my peers

Hippie pose

 This skirt reminds me of Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians! Well I am trying at least!

Maeve: I know why you want to marry my husband. You want to marry him because you love yourself! A doctor would take fantastic care of you. Hypochondriacs, like yourself, can’t get enough of doctors. It is a disaster waiting to happen. Leave my doctor husband alone! You already bug the crap out of us both! Be forewarned! Little do you know that he is actually very busy with me and his work! He would have no time to ever figure out what is wrong with you…besides your mental illness! Ha!

Pretend (A poem)

Don’t have a relationship?

Pretend you have by

Doing some things

You don’t want to do.

I will pretend that I am married to you and start sweeping the floor tonight because doctors are very particular and they like their homes really neat.

Maeve: You don’t honestly know what he likes, so be forewarned! He likes taking pictures with me on the beach. He loves to lift me in the air because I am so light.  He could never do that with you so be forewarned! You thought he was a simp for posing with me. Be honest! I know what you are thinking. Be careful what you think because I will put you on blast! I will run to Trey and tell him every mean thing that you are thinking. You just wish that you were me and he is not a simp. He is a genuinely sweet man who is genuinely in love with me! You can’t have him! You can’t be a simp in a married relationship anyway, so be forewarned!

Matteo: All men are simps. We are nice to our women in the hopes that they will have sex with us. So what? Who cares?  You wish you had a simp like Trey Sanders, but you never will! You are pushing 50 years old and it’s looking pretty bleak for you, so be forewarned!

Matteo: No seriously you need to keep your floors spick and span for Trey Sanders. He is a doctor and a neat freak. He wants you to keep your house immaculately clean…as Maeve does to their house. So start cleaning. be forewarned!

I gotta be honest here

I’ve never been a huge fan of the Backstreet Boys but my friend asked me to go to their concert tomorrow night. I’m thinking I have nothing better to do. It looks like a nice venue. They serve alcohol. What could go wrong? Well a few things (mass shooting, hearing voices) But I am willing to take a chance in order to have a little fun and go out with my friend. So I said ok. Later my friend tells me that they can’t find the extra ticket. It may have already been sold to someone else. I certainly won’t get my heart broken over this. If I do go, I will definitely post pictures! I hope no one pathetically throws their panties to Nick Carter but you never know. 😂 

Update:I don’t think that these girls like me but the ticket was sold to someone else. My friend hasn’t been to a concert since the 1990s because of a bad experience at a Goo Goo Dolls concert. She was upfront at the concert being crushed by crazy women. To make things worse a very sweaty woman next to her was jumping up and down the entire time trying to get the attention of the lead singer. She later took off her panties right next to my friend in eyeshot and hurled them at the lead singer. He said thank you and moved on. Meanwhile my friend was horrified and hasn’t been to a concert since. We will see what happens tonight at the Backstreet Boys. lol 

Nerd word of the day: parsec

Do you remember this scene in Star Wars? It reminds me of myself. Have you ever tried to impress someone that was super intelligent by using a big word? I have done this before and failed miserably. If only I knew what the hell I was talking about. So, I guess that I am Han Solo in this scenario.  At least I am cute, right?

Mood