Thinking of you today!
Val: Wait one second. He isn’t yours though. He belongs to one Maeve Sanders, his more beautiful wife, so be forewarned. Maeve is having her cake and eating it too right now, with one Trey Sanders, so be forewarned, you will not be celebrating his 48th or any future birthday with him. Be forewarned!
Maeve: Right. Happy birthday! You will never know how happy his birthday is from…so far away. We are celebrating Trey, in Santa Cruz, today and you are not invited, so be forewarned. Stay away from Trey, or a voodoo hex will come your way! On his birthday, and every day, stay away. Keep your home wrecking ways and your jealousy away from our perfect bliss. You can eat your heart out on this Friday,August 5th! The sun is in Leo, but you are in our shadows! Be forewarned!
Matt: You and your stupid astrology! Get real! You know nothing about Trey. You are not a match for Trey, astrologically, or otherwise. He already has a perfect match in Maeve, his brilliant and beautiful counterpart. You are barking up the wrong tree! You are a washed up loser and out-of-shape, to boot. Maeve is wealthy, fit, and fashionable! You are no match for her. You should quit embarrassing yourself and move on, or else! Be forewarned!
Matt: So what is there to do next? Trey is not celebrating his birthday with you and you are all alone in your bedroom tonight?
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