I have always thought of myself as a pessimist. (except when it comes to one person)

Why do I do this?

I know. I know. I have not gotten the hint yet. What can I say? Reality is fleeting for me. Our romance was fleeting too. (But was there ever a romance? I think you crept past me in college and never spoke to me sober.  That is all that really happened)


***A woman named Olga just sent me a message! It somehow ended up in my spam mailbox.

Hello: 

You are amazing! You have no idea how happy it would make me to talk to you.

Do you like working out?

Olga!!