Saturday, September 17, 2022

Drama of the day

You have an open marriage 

Mine is just unhappy 

You use your hall pass 

To drive down to San Diego 

And spy on me

You are the ultimate tease

Why are you constantly down here

In my business 

On my territory 

If you are happily married 

With no plans to leave your wife

What is the word for what you are doing?

Breadcrumbing!

We are not friends 

And never will be

Go play stupid pickle ball 

With your witch wife

Oh yeah and your competitive wife 

Kind of looks pregnant 

Is it me but does your perfect wife

Look a little pregnant in those pictures?

Leave me the hell alone Keith! 🖕 


**I feel like Slash’s ex wife Perla here. When you want someone back, the hardest thing in the world is accepting that you will never get them back.

Maeve: The couples that play together, stay together! Be very jealous of our pickle ball game, loser! Your game is weak!  You lost out on Trey Sanders, in a major way.  It’s your own fault for marrying fat Stephen, in the first place. Trey must have some unresolved feelings about that. With all of your silly accusations, in writing, we fully approve of him torturing you, the way that he is. Trey is “in” on our hexing of you! We hate you, so we are hexing you! Be forewarned!

Val: No one wants Trey to leave Maeve or Santa Cruz! No one! Except you, maybe, but you are an irrelevant home wrecker! Be forewarned!

Maeve: Oops I did it again is right! Trey tricked you into thinking that he was leaving me for you! You keep falling for his little tricks. As if! That would never happen! Be forewarned!


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