Saturday, September 10, 2022

List of people who don’t belong at Burning Man

Me

Keith 

Modest people 

Clean people 

People uninterested in group sexual situations 

End of list

Maeve: Your post here is ignorant at best. You have never been to Burning Man and you know very little about it. What you know about Burning Man you have heard from TikTok videos. You are just jealous that Trey or Keith (really) and I went there together. All I will say is that it was beautiful. We had the time of our lives together. We made love amongst the filth and you can just eat your heart out over that, so be forewarned!

Maeve: What really perplexes me is the fact that Keith was secretly lurking around you throughout our marriage in the hopes of rocking your romantic relationship and luring you away from your family. He has been having an emotional affair with a college memory that he manifested from nothing. You both need a psychiatrist and to stay away from one another. Keith’s sister was spot on. The answers you seek will come to you right where you are at. In other words, do not travel up the coast to find Keith in Santa Cruz…or else! Be forewarned!

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