(While driving home from a family party, I started hearing voices. It was nearly a three hour drive in traffic.)
Esteban: You are having a midlife crisis so be forewarned. We hate you so we are hexing you. Be forewarned!
Federica: So what are you thinking of doing...about Keith Spellman?!
Esteban: I'm sorry. We are not done hexing you yet. Be forewarned.
Esteban: Making moves is not your strong suit. Be forewarned. You should not be reading the freeway signs while you're driving. Be forewarned. Do Not Drink and Drive is not hexing you. Be forewarned. WE ARE HEXING YOU! Be forewarned.
Esteban: You are having a midlife crisis so be forewarned. We hate you so we are hexing you. Be forewarned!
Federica: So what are you thinking of doing...about Keith Spellman?!
Esteban: I'm sorry. We are not done hexing you yet. Be forewarned.
Esteban: Making moves is not your strong suit. Be forewarned. You should not be reading the freeway signs while you're driving. Be forewarned. Do Not Drink and Drive is not hexing you. Be forewarned. WE ARE HEXING YOU! Be forewarned.
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