Wednesday hump day?

Well it’s hump day, but not for me, I guess.

Maeve: You are scum of the earth for trying to smear my name, out of jealousy. Trey Sanders is my husband and the love of my life and you can’t handle it. Everyone can see through your pathetic, preposterous Santeria smear campaign. You are even trying to profit off your jealousy, by peddling books to people. I hope no one ever falls into the trap you are setting and purchases your poorly written “novella.”  

Maeve: Guess what? We are at a “clothing-optional” hot springs in Santa Cruz right now…and yes, we are completely naked, so be forewarned! While you sit in your carpool line, we are in ecstasy and having the time of our lives together, so you can just eat your heart out! Be forewarned.

Valentina: Valentina is here and I just want to say that you should never drink beer. It is very unfeminine to drink beer. Nasty! Maeve never drinks beer. She drinks wine, because she has class, so be forewarned! 

Valentina: Stupid bitch! You are trying to lure Trey into leaving his marriage through your very public writings and it is not working! Your evil motives are the very reason that we are continuing to hex you. We will not rest. We will not leave you alone until you stop longing for what never was and what will never be-a romantic relationship with Trey Sanders. Meanwhile Maeve has got Trey right where she wants him-in the bedroom, so be forewarned!