Hi Danielle, I’m back—just like I told you I would be—to offer YOU the chance to join me at my home for an exclusive celebrity charity event. And no, this won’t be a stuffy rubber-chicken dinner. We’ll smoke cigars, have some drinks and enjoy an action-packed evening together. It’s all to benefit my charity, After-School All-Stars, and its mission to help kids succeed in school and life through after-school programs. Hope to see you soon. Arnold

I just received this email. This sounds disgusting and very creepy/Bill Clinton-ish. No thank you!

Smoke Cigars & Drink Scotch with Arnold Schwarzenegger at His House

YOU AND A FRIEND WILL:

• Join Arnold Schwarzenegger at his home in Los Angeles for a celebrity charity event
• Get to know Arnold in the most Arnold-way possible (skip the Scotch if you’re under 21!)
• Enjoy an action-packed night of live entertainment, dress-up photobooths, premium food and drinks, plus meet Arnold’s favorite rescued animals
• Snap a pic with Arnold and receive your new most prized possession: a framed photo of you together
• Get flown out to LA and put up in a 4-star hotel