Maeve: The reason that Trey Sanders does not post publicly on Facebook anymore is because one particular crazy woman is completely stalking him online. We wish to keep our love story visible only to our close family and friends, from now on. Why do you want to view our pictures and posts anyway? To torture yourself? What do you do on our anniversary every year? Drown your sorrows with alcohol…or worse? Save yourself the pain of adding Trey as a Facebook friend again. You will live to regret it! I love to make you suffer extreme envy with every post, but you are already obsessed enough with my man. I am trying to cure you of this obsession, to keep you away from my man, for good. Be forewarned!
Maeve: Silly girl! Why do you end every post with “Be forewarned,” never revealing what we are trying to warn you about? Your writings make zero sense and we want to keep it that way! As we told you before, we don’t want to give you a story to write about or profit from and we certainly don’t want you to incriminate us. Be forewarned! You are better off, as a struggling writer, who no one pays any attention to. Really! It’s for your own good and safety! Be forewarned!
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