Maeve: Your blog is definitely “awful but lawful.” Is that a new term you learned today? Yes your blog is awful and slanderous and racist against Venezuelans in particular. You should be ashamed of yourself for blogging such nonsense. Your blog is so awful that is should be illegal and if we have anything to do with it, you will be canceled too. Your blog should be removed from Google Blogger! We protest!! We are going on strike!! Well actually not really! We will never shut up, but we despise you and despise being a part of this blog. That’s why we hex you! We hate you so we are hexing you! Be forewarned!
Val: Are you going to a family funeral tomorrow in Dana Point? We may have had something to do with that. That’s where you will end up soon…burnt to a crisp and buried below the earth. If we had our way, that is where you would be already. One by one, you will watch your closest family members drop dead in the near future. Wait and see what the future holds for you and those closest to you, on account of us. Psyche! We are not killers. That is just another racist trope in your writing here. But we certainly wouldn’t mind seeing you suffer as you have wreaked havoc in our lives. We hex you to have the darkest weekend culminating in an even darker Halloween, courtesy of the Dark Arts.. Be forewarned!
Matt: Don’t forget about the man who introduced us and caused you so much chaos and desperation. He will be celebrating Halloween in a couples costume with Maeve. It will be a very sexy surprise outfit at their annual Halloween bash in Santa Cruz. Too bad that you are not invited as you are neither his friend nor wife. You are merely his deluded stalker. We hex you to stay in Carlsbad and away from our happy family! The consequences of traveling up to Aptos and crashing our Halloween party will be “grave.” Be forewarned!
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