Matt: Ha ha! So, You saw a public transit bus drive past you today with demonic laughter bellowing from it? Well the jokes on you! That was no prank from one Trey Sanders. That was not Santeria either. You were merely hallucinating, as usual. Meanwhile Trey is on a luxury vacation with his wife in rockin’ Northern California. His exact location is unknown or at least we are not telling you where he is, as you would likely crash their “vacation/love fest.” You need to get a life of your own! Be forewarned!
Maeve: Have you noticed that Trey is not in Carlsbad? Also, Have you been envying our many exquisite vacations? Well envy away because we are on another sexy sailing adventure somewhere between Santa Cruz and Monterrey. We are celebrating our anniversary with friends on our sailboat. You can be quite sure that you will never get a taste of the sailing life. You are too old to learn how to sail and we all hate you. There’s no room on our sailboat for you. Wake up! You can just kiss my ass, as Trey would never leave me for you. I don’t need Santeria love potions or silly witchcraft rituals to keep him either. I’m “hot” and I am a devoted lover, who is full of surprises. Trey is definitely not interested in a romantic relationship with you. Get that through your head. It will never come to pass! Be forewarned!
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