I hate it when people
From the other 49 states
Worship, follow, emulate, migrate
To California
Because you are a shade of blonde
You assume that you will fit right in here
Wrong! You are just a poser
Shmoozing with other blonde wannabes
You are living so shallow
Summer is over anyway
Time for the tourists to go home
I know that I will catch hell for this. I grew up considering myself a Native Californian. But who uses the term Native Californian anymore? I am as Native as Maeve. Well actually going back to my original point, I am 100% California born and bred, unlike that brat.
Just kidding! Don’t punish me by having some beautiful & romantic vow renewal or by having a baby together. Please!! Hope to see you around Carlsbad soon!
Val: Stupid bitch! We hate you so we are hexing you!
Maeve: Well I am here in California now! You do not and you will not see the “real” Trey Sanders in Carlsbad. You see imposters of men who look vaguely like him, but are a fraction of the man I married. You made the biggest mistake of your life running away from him. Fortunately, your loss was my gain. We are happily wed now and we will remain so until the day we die! We are two beautiful beach blondes fated together for eternity. So you can just kiss my California blonde ass! Be forewarned!
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