Val: She got a haircut. We should hex her new haircut. She cut off her dead ends. We should hex her remaining hair to die an ugly death too. We should have hexed her hairdresser for an unsteady hand and a mysterious new cough to appear during Danielle’s haircut. The only reason we have not hexed your hairdresser is because she is Latina. We have mixed emotions about her. We are surprised that you have chosen such a strong Latina for your hairdresser, as you appear to fear us so much. You have been reading the stories about Giselle Bundchen and how she is a witch. I can tell you with great certainty that she really is a witch but no one cares. Do not get your hopes up that anyone is listening to your story. Do not get your hopes up that anyone will come for us to put a stop to our hexes. No one will ever stop us from practicing our witchcraft. Be forewarned!
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