Sunday, July 24, 2022

Advice from Matt

Matt: Stop making kooky references to surfing on your blog. It’s a subject that you know nothing about and a lifestyle that you are not a part of. You are on the outside looking in, as you are looking with envy and awe, at one Dr. and Mrs. Trey Sanders. You wish that you were living the life of Maeve. You wish that you were the wife of a doctor. Jet setting, romping around at the beach, and just generally living the life of a madly in love, child-free couple. Don’t let your envy get the best of you. When you let your envy drive you, you make silly moves, like seeking out attention and validation from married men.  Trey Sanders will never approach you or comment publicly on anything that you post about him here. Trey Sanders doesn’t even read your blog. No one reads your blog. You have one active follower and it ain’t Trey. Your blog is just a waste of your time.  Some poor soul in another country, who is bored to tears, might be reading your blog right now, but that is it. They also may have clicked on your blog link by accident. Your blog popularity is going nowhere fast, so be forewarned.

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