It’s Friday the 13th

Valentina: This is Valentina speaking to you. It’s Friday the 13th and we wanted to end your week with a few words about luck. You feel that your life thus far, especially your love life, has been unfortunate. You created your life outcome by acquiescing to the powers that be. You were foolish to let your faith guide you. You were foolish to follow in your peers and family members footsteps who rushed into marriage with the first person standing before them when they started feeling the rush to get married. You were too fast for Trey Sanders and you had different life goals. Maeve and Trey are still happily honeymooning and they are blissfully child-free. They can and do engage in the wilds of their passion on a daily basis. You have no one else to blame for your lack of luck in love but yourself and you are hard pressed to improve your situation at nearing 48 years old. Your brother may have a point for once. The Trey Sanders ship has sailed and he passed you by many years ago. Your story plays like a broken record. It’s time to take the needle off your sad, sappy song.

Matteo: You need to start singing a new tune or else suffer the consequences. It’s Friday the 13th and I have new ammunition in my bag of tricks. Leave Maeve’s husbands name out your mouth once and for all before I pull a Will Smith and slap the taste out of your mouth. I may have done it once before which caused that scar below your nose. You will never be able to prove it though.  I would do it again if needed, so be forewarned.